Two customers banned from all you can eat deal

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  1. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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  2. ThePhantasm 2 sexy 4 a stormtrooper

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    Well, if it is advertised "all you can eat", then you should be able to really eat all you can eat. Even if that means people will eat you out of house and home.
     
  3. ChickenScratch Registered

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    Lol, gluttony is funny.
     
  4. cryptic name No Limits

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    All You Can Eat buffets really should have a smaller sign stipulating that only those with shame may partake.
     
  5. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Ever since I started running every morning I can't do that **** anymore. Buffets and what not.
     
  6. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    Jughead Jones was the first thing to come to mind
     
  7. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    The place is a buffet. They honestly did eat all that they could eat. There will always be outliers who eat way less and who eat way more than the norm, so it comes with the territory. With that said, these two are some gluttonous motherf***ers. You don't need to eat that much damn food. There's no excuse for that.

    :o
     
  8. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    Dear owners of all you can eat buffets,

    Stop underestimating greedy people.
     
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  10. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    I bet some crazy diarrhea is to be had each time.
     
  11. Midnyte_Sun Medianoche de Sol

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    I had a friend banned from an all you can eat restaurant that DID go under. He went looking for a chef asking for more bread and the chef said, "No more bread, get out, you ate enough already and don't come back."

    Another friend of mine who owns a restaurant said he had one guy who'd come in at 1 and clean out the buffet, so what they did is put a sign saying "don't be greedy" and the guy got offended and didn't come back.
     
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    Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
    Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
    Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
    Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
    Marge: [crying] We... went... fishing.
    Lionel Hutz[: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
    [the jury is made up of fat, obese people]
    Jury: No, no.
    Man in Jury: No, that couldn't've been me.
     
  13. Spider-Aziz I Wanna Be...

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    Don't remember that episode
     
  14. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    According to the owners it was more to do with fact the two guys showed a lack of manners and drove away other customers.

     
  15. The Guard Registered

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    My uncle was turned away from an all-you-can-eat buffet once. He says that when he pointed out the all you can eat deal, the manager told him "Yes, that's all you can eat for that price".

    Which makes sense.
     
  16. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Thank you for giving me my new sig! :up:
     
  17. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Was the manager by any chance an old jewish man?
     
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    Good lord. How does a person have enough room for 5 plates of food in one sitting?
     
  19. cryptic name No Limits

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    I am humbled and honored. :woot:
     
  20. Mister J Enlightened to the Great Darkness

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    I've read stories like these before, but something in particular about this one (maybe it's how pathetic the pair look) has me laughing uncontrollably.
     
  21. cryptic name No Limits

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    An old Jewish man selling Mongolian barbecue is a sitcom I would love to see.
     
  22. Victarion Iron Captain

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    For me its in the details; the report says these guys raced to the buffet, would eat everything, and push customers out of the way. I'd be laughing if I were in the restaurant. Until they hit the sushi. Then I'd have to go at them.
     
  23. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    They were both Rugby players so were used to eating alot of food to keep their size.
     
  24. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    That's kind of insane. I'm a fat greedy bastard, but the last time I went to a buffet, I just barely managed to force down the third plate of food before crying and giving up on life.
     
  25. Mister J Enlightened to the Great Darkness

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    A minimal amount of exercise to build the appetite, even in the slightest. Very shrewd.
     

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