U. of Chicago to allow coed dorm roomies

It just seems like a... bad idea.
 
This just in... sources say the abortion rate at the University of Chicago has sky-rocked. Administrators at the school say that they have no idea what has caused this babyless-boom at the school. And you might have remembered the University of Chicago from the news brought to you last year about how the dorms were becoming coed.
 
It just seems like a... bad idea.
The article says it's done by request, so it's probably just gonna be couples, siblings, cousins, girls with gay friends, and girls with straight friends who they don't know want to screw them.
 
They have this at a large number of colleges now. It started off as separate campuses, then separate buildings, then alternating floors, then alternating rooms, now we are at coed rooms. Next they are just going to drop condoms under the door with the school newspaper and have coed beds and showers.

Damn I miss college.
 
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I know most of the guys are all for it, but I would like to see the chicks that are requesting it that aren't dating someone. Guess they'll be getting a jump on that whole "dick in a glass case".
 
I don't know how long this will last, but it's pretty cool. Sex all around. Sex for everyone!
 
I want to reverse my age and go back to being a senior in college, and casually obtaining that 18 year old virginal female fresh from Minnesota that's never been away from home as my roommate. Oh, the bawdy mishaps that would occur.
 
Bonus points for using "bawdy."
 
i lieved with 3 hot chicks my senior year of college. and whats best about art school is you get to be "hey, i need to take some photo references of a nude model for this painting i need to do.....little help?" and they're like "yeah, no problem"


then a month later they're like "hey whatever happened with that painting?" and im like "what painting?"


then we just have dirty dirty sex.
 
Bonus points for using "bawdy."

"I've never seen any black guys in person, just on tv.....you're the first black I've seen this close."

*bow-chicka-wow-wow*

Cue syntheized porno music.
 
Seems that all male students will now become even more distracted when it comes to school.
 
The article says it's done by request, so it's probably just gonna be couples, siblings, cousins, girls with gay friends, and girls with straight friends who they don't know want to screw them.

Pretty much
 
I heard about this a few months ago. Sounds pretty nice honestly.
 
I guess I know which College i'm going too :up:
I want to reverse my age and go back to being a senior in college, and casually obtaining that 18 year old virginal female fresh from Minnesota that's never been away from home as my roommate. Oh, the bawdy mishaps that would occur.
:lmao::up:
 
If any of you are going to this school and happen to manage a female roommate, a word of advice: do NOT, upon meeting the girl for the first time, ask her in a snarky manner why Adamantium is not on the periodic table of elements. That is not a good opener.
 
If any of you are going to this school and happen to manage a female roommate, a word of advice: do NOT, upon meeting the girl for the first time, ask her in a snarky manner why Adamantium is not on the periodic table of elements. That is not a good opener.

Of course it isn't, everyone knows Adamantium is an alloy. I can ask her about Vibranium though, right?
 
I don't see why this is a bad idea. First of all, the majority of college students are adults capable of making their own decisions. Second of all, coed housing is optional on most campuses, so students know what they are getting themselves into when they make the decision to sign up. Third, and most importantly, it allows students who do not associate with one gender or their birth sex to live with whoever they want to, creating a more affirming environment for trans persons.

I have lived on a "test floor" at my college for co-ed housing, and the number of problems our floor had this semester related to gender or sexual activities between roommates is ZERO. The idea that co-ed housing is an automatic disaster in waiting is complete horse crap pushed by the heteronormative mindset our society has come to live by.
 

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