UN appoints ambassador to aliens

[Wolfwood]

I think instead of asking "Who do we want to represent us?" We should be asking "Who do you want to have vaporized first?" Cause we all know that's how it's gonna go down.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Though if aliens did come here, who would be chosen to represent us? Every country would be arguing over that one.

Willem Dafoe.

He'd just look at the aliens and they'd run away....back to Uranus.