Unhappy? Come live in the happiest country in the world!

[Mr. Thing]

Ah cool, my Grandfather lived close to Randers for a while.

Yeah, it was a nice place.

 

[Super Flight]

i've been to denmark, well the airport at least, and the airport was very happy, I had my first star bucks coffie there, and gee golly gosh was i happy..well intill i finised it...

 

[SickBoy]

i've been to denmark, well the airport at least, and the airport was very happy, I had my first star bucks coffie there, and gee golly gosh was i happy..well intill i finised it...

Oh man you just reminded me of some great things i had in Denmark! I was mostly in Copenhagen. A lto of litle places had really good ice cream. Just like little ice cream stands and stuff.

And i went into a 7-11 there cause I was thirsty and i got some chocolate-mocha freeze or whatever, they have them at 7-11s here in the US. But it was so much better! It was so rich and creamy! WAY better than anything I've had at a 7-11 over here. It made me so happy!

Also at some little restaurant somewhere I got some kind of chocolate milk drink, i think it had a yellow and red wrapper, it was really good too!

 

[HoldMyDrink]

Didn't Dave Atell go to Denmark for an episode of Insomniac? And didn't he sit in a club watching a live sex show while eating popcorn and wearing 3-D glasses?

Denmark is cool.

 

[DBella]

Lies

You have something against Hippies?!

Nope. That's Holland...

It looks like a normal place, but cleaner, and nicer...

I had a friend who lived in Rotterdam for over 8 years and she said she wouldn't want to start a family there. I guess it's because she's quite conservative.

 

[DBella]

Btw, for those of you who have been to Denmark, did you people see any... mermaids? Coz I know seeing a mermaid would make me VERY happy.

 

[SickBoy]

I saw one but it was small and fake.

 

[DBella]

Fake? Whaddayamean?! A statue?

 

[JLBats]

*Pictures DBella hanging with a mermaid*

Hot.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll consider it but I need to ask: Has Denmark pissed anybody off lately like America does every Thursday?

 

[DBella]

*Pictures DBella hanging with a mermaid*

Hot.

I'll brush her hair while she plays the harp.

 

[JLBats]

I'll brush her hair while she plays the harp.

Stop






...Ok, continue

 

[DBella]

I'll consider it but I need to ask: Has Denmark pissed anybody off lately like America does every Thursday?

I don't think shiny, happy people would piss anyone off coz they're... you know... happy.

 

[Immortalfire]

I bet they sing "Happy Happy Joy Joy" all day long.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I don't think shiny, happy people would piss anyone off coz they're... you know... happy.

I'll pack my bags.

 

[DBella]

I'll pack my bags.

Don't forget those tie-dye shirts.

 

[DBella]

I bet they sing "Happy Happy Joy Joy" all day long.

This thread makes me feel like I'm high on weed at a Grateful Dead concert.

 

[SickBoy]

It'd be cool to see a mermaid, but they are probably real fishy smelling. Also they will trick you, luring you in with their siren songs. You swim out to them cause you wanna go make sweet man-on-mermaid love, but then, when you're almost there... SNAP! You're eaten by a god dam killer whale. A f***ing orca man.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

One last question before I board my plane: Are there........black people in Denmark?

 

[DBella]

I'm a girl so those mermaids will be nice to me. Now where was I JLBats? Right... brushing hair to sweet harp music....

 

[Immortalfire]

One last question before I board my plane: Are there........black people in Denmark?

If not, Denmark has more dislike of black people than America

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Dammit! Can't catch a break anywhere

 

[DBella]

If not, Denmark has more dislike of black people than America

Or maybe it's coz Denmark is just too darn far from Africa?

 

[DBella]

Dammit! Can't catch a break anywhere

Don't listen to Immortalfire. YOu can be the first. And when you get there, don't forget to find me a mermaid. Thanx.

 

[SickBoy]

One last question before I board my plane: Are there........black people in Denmark?

Yeah! When I was there me and my girlfriend were walking down the street, somewhere real busy, everyone was happy and we were happy and eating our ice cream, but then we saw some guys getting into a fight! Someone was giving some black guy crap, but it was kind of funny cause the guy who was instigating it was way tinier than the big black guy! But it didn't escalate much. There was like one slap and then it was broken up i think.