Unhappy? Come live in the happiest country in the world!

[DBella]

Yeah! When I was there me and my girlfriend were walking down the street, somewhere real busy, everyone was happy and we were happy and eating our ice cream, but then we saw some guys getting into a fight! Someone was giving some black guy crap, but it was kind of funny cause the guy who was instigating it was way tinier than the big black guy! But it didn't escalate much. There was like one slap and then it was broken up i think.

Are you saying those happy people are racist?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Don't listen to Immortalfire. YOu can be the first. And when you get there, don't forget to find me a mermaid. Thanx.

How about I kill two birds with one stone and make the first Black-Merbaby when I get there?

 

[SickBoy]

Are you saying those happy people are racist?

No. I think both parties were actually tourists. The one who started it, the little guy, he wasn't white or black. I don't remember exactly what he was, i think he was middle-eastern or something.

 

[DBella]

How about I kill two birds with one stone and make the first Black-Merbaby when I get there?

Whoa! Sound great! But... but... you'll break AndThePickles' heart.

 

[JLBats]

How can a mermaid have sex with a human?

 

[DBella]

No. I think both parties were actually tourists. The one who started it, the little guy, he wasn't white or black. I don't remember exactly what he was, i think he was middle-eastern or something.

Well... I've made up my mind. The only way anyone will get me to pack my bags and relocate to Denmark is if there are real mermaid there coz that's the only thing that can make me truly happy.

 

[SickBoy]

How about I kill two birds with one stone and make the first Black-Merbaby when I get there?

I think you're onto something! Just be careful though, mermaids don't want sex, that's just a trick to lure you in. You'd probably have to sneak up and rape her if you wanted her to have your baby. And that might be hard, since they have fishy bottom halves. You'd have to be familiar with female fish reproductive organs.

 

[DBella]

How can a mermaid have sex with a human?

They can change to human for about 10 minutes a month. Plenty of time for sex.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Whoa! Sound great! But... but... you'll break AndThePickles' heart.

I haven't quite worked out the schematics for having said Merbaby but does that even count as cheating?

 

[DBella]

I haven't quite worked out the schematics for having said Merbaby but does that even count as cheating?

Not if you have your lady's permission, I suppose.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Awesome. Now to read up on fish anatomy....

 

[DBella]

They're only half fish.

 

[JLBats]

They can change to human for about 10 minutes a month. Plenty of time for sex.

You have been having sex with the wrong people.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The important half haha.

 

[Hudson]

One last question before I board my plane: Are there........black people in Denmark?

Plenty

 

[DBella]

You have been having sex with the wrong people.

Now you tell me.

 

[Hudson]

You have something against Hippies?!

Some of them!

 

[DBella]

Some of them!

You're better than me.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Plenty

Nice. Are they gangbanger homies like the stereotypical American Black people?

 

[Hudson]

Good things about Denmark:
age 13-whatever? go ahead have a cool beer!

there's at least one Indy Jones fedora in Denmark.. and it's in my room

 

[Hudson]

Nice. Are they gangbanger homies like the stereotypical American Black people?

No not really.
There dumbasses, who rides like three on one stupid scooter which is really gay, but dumbasses are mostly whites.

You're better than me.

And I'm a bad person, what does that make you?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Seems you can't escape dumbasses.

 

[Hudson]

Aint that the sad truth.

 

[Immortalfire]

there's at least one Indy Jones fedora in Denmark.. and it's in my room

If came, there'd be two; I have one.

 

[Hudson]

That would be so cool.