watch how you wipe your ass, sheryl crow may come after you

[Mister J]

That's 4 more than I've ever seen.

I get bored

...and drunk too.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Also, why can't we just adopt the 'three seashells' method that was referenced in Demolition Man? Not that they ever explained how that worked, but I'm sure I can come closer to getting the job done with three seashells than with one flippin' sqaure!

trust me you dont want that

sly explained them in an interview once



"...it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. ..."

– by Sylvester Stallone, on aint-it-cool.com

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demolition_Man_(film)

 

[Mister J]

That still takes care of business better than one square. I'm sure they'll sell 'seashell softeners' or something at Wal-Mart.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

That still takes care of business better than one square. I'm sure they'll sell 'seashell softeners' or something at Wal-Mart.

god try buying them when your drunkt:

 

[Mister J]

That may be a problem. When I'm drunk shopping at Wal-Mart, I usually go straight to the guns section.

 

[Immortalfire]

That may be a problem. When I'm drunk shopping at Wal-Mart, I usually go straight to the guns section.

Uncle Rick? Is that you?

 

[Victarion]

Well, its simple to comply with Miss Crow's request: use the unperforated toliet paper. That way, one square could be as big as you like.

 

[Abaddon]

**** that

 

[Manic]

What the **** does Sheryl Crow eat?! Tic-Tacs and lettuce?

 

[sassycat]

I just hate all these obnoxious, pusedo-bohemiam losers. Shut up and play your music and leave the real issues to real people who are capable of taking a **** properly. PLEASE!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Dear Sheryl Crow,
I consume roughly 3500-4000 calories per day, 45% of which is protein. I NEED toilet paper. Big, giant wads of it. If you come near me, I will wipe my ass with you instead.

Love,
jag

P.S. - You're an original baby...

I throughly agree.

 

[chaseter]

I can't wipe my @ss with one square. What an idiot. I didn't think women crapped anyways?

 

[Manic]

I can't wipe my @ss with one square. What an idiot. I didn't think women crapped anyways?

Clearly, she doesn't.