We need to stop the penguins

[jaymes_e06]

Something tells she would actually do that.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Something tells she would actually do that.

She'll do anything you ask... CUZ SHE SMOKES DA REEFER!!!

 

[jaymes_e06]

Don't insult pot heads by clumping her in with them.

 

[Superman 1265]

She'll put on a revealing penguin outfit, twerk and smoke a blunt at the same time...

It'll be so bad that even the penguins will be offended.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Don't insult pot heads by clumping her in with them.

Uh... Like... What man? Sorry dude... I'm so high right now. Dude... There's like a penguin in those GENERAL CAR INSURANCE ads... But like... What does a penguin have to do with insurance or Generals? (gurgling of bong)

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Did you ever, like, wonder if penguins were black with white bellies...or white with black...everything else? Maaaaaaaan.

 

[jaymes_e06]

I tell you what I think they're like, umm... Oreos capable of movement and ****.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Did you ever, like, wonder if penguins were black with white bellies...or white with black...everything else? Maaaaaaaan.

They say penguins can't fly... but maybe they're flying in the water... And we're all swimming in the air.

 

[jaymes_e06]

They say penguins can't fly... but maybe they're flying in the water... And we're all swimming in the air.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

^^^
Okay, that's really freaking me out...

 

[KevanG]

This thread just got too existential for me. So here's some Gunter.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This thread just got too existential for me. So here's some Gunter.

A thread based on penguins can never be too existential... Because penguins are a threat to all human existence! (cue Hans Zimmer horn blast)

 

[KevanG]

Raise your hands if you think that Krypton is over reacting.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hey, I think it was Thomas Jefferson that said "Extremity in the cause of destroying all penguins is no vice", or something like that. It's on, like the back of the Declaration of Independance or something.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Yeah but we all know that he was drunk off his ass when he wrote that

 

[KevanG]

I thought a treasure map was on the back of the Declaration of Independance.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I thought a treasure map was on the back of the Declaration of Independance.

There's a picture of Nic Cage looking at a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

And that map leads to the Declaration of Independence.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

^Full circle... LIKE THE ARCTIC CIRCLE, WHERE PENGUINS LIVE!! My... ZOD!!!

 

[KevanG]

I'm pretty sure it's the south pole.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm pretty sure it's the south pole.

Yeah... That's what they'd like you to think. It's why they've spread such propaganda into all our text books and online articles. But I know the truth! Or I was just too lazy to be bothered to get the correct facts! We may never know the truth.

 

[KevanG]

Easy there Krypton. The penguins just want to love you. Just accept it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Easy there Krypton. The penguins just want to love you. Just accept it.

Those are the eyes of a soul-less killing machine!!!

 

[Maximus One]

I'm with dude. Penguins are plotting somethin