Welcome to-a CJ's a-pizza parlor!

[CJ]

Imma a make you a-beautiful a-pizza pie! M'WAH!

But you can only picka one-a topping! So please to be a-choosing carefully.

You like-a da pepperoni? The mush-a-room? How about da pineapple?

I'm a-salivating at all of da choices. Oh, Momma-mia!

 

[Sawyer]

Oh boy...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Tomato

 

[Perfect Cell]

Wait, your one choice for a pizza topping is tomato, even though the pizza already presumably has tomato sauce, which never counts as a topping? What have you done...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Yep, tomato slices on top of a pizza are a delight.
Any alternative would either be mushroom or green pepper.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I guess I can see it, but I feel like it would taste like drinking a bottle of Ragu. Ima need some meat on this *****, so I would go with the standard bacon.

 

[CJ]

I voted for pineapple, it adds an extra amount of sweetness to the pizza. But in hindsight, I should have chosen mushroom. I love mushroom.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I usually order a Hawaiian pizza, with pineapple and either ham or bacon. I swap the two depending on where I order from. But this game taunts me. Pineapple needs ham/bacon. Ham/bacon needs pineapple. But I can choose only one. I'm not Sophie, stop making me do this.

 

[knowsbleed]

I'm a professional pizza maker and the way you're mocking the way my people talk in the opening post for this thread is very offensive.

Do you really think we all sound like Mario?

Just because we love making pizza?

Out of anything?

Including everyday household items?

Do you even?

 

[Erzengel]

CJ where are you from? Because if it's not NY, then your pizza is subpar.

 

[Piper Maru]

Pepperoni is the way to go.

 

[Drizzle]

The American Italian Anti-Defamation League is my favorite topping.

 

[cheungcheung]

Sausage but not it is sliced

I like the sausage from dominos, Pizza Hut, etc

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Pepperoni is the way to go.

Reminds me of the Turtles in the old cartoon, the Casey Jones debut episode to be precise.
"A pizza is not complete without pepperoni"

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I never got the pineapple thing on pizza. Sweet juicy fruit (yes, I know tomato is technically a fruit, but it's not the same) just doesn't mix with greasy cheese, spicy sauce and slightly burnt dough.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

As someone who never liked the idea before trying it, and almost disliking pineapple, it was surprisingly a delight.

 

[Piper Maru]

Great, now I'm in the mood for a Hawaiian pizza!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

This thread made me go out to get a quick slice.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Imma a make you a-beautiful a-pizza pie! M'WAH!

But you can only picka one-a topping! So please to be a-choosing carefully.

You like-a da pepperoni? The mush-a-room? How about da pineapple?

I'm a-salivating at all of da choices. Oh, Momma-mia!

Not with that Avatar you won't be making me a pizza. I have a feeling it will taste like gumdrops and marshmellows and everything Sonic.

But seriously, I was thinking of making a concoction of my own called the Chili Dog Pizza. It would have dollops of Chili under the cheese and Hot dogs on the top.

 

[Darthphere]

Imma a make you a-beautiful a-pizza pie! M'WAH!

But you can only picka one-a topping! So please to be a-choosing carefully.

You like-a da pepperoni? The mush-a-room? How about da pineapple?

I'm a-salivating at all of da choices. Oh, Momma-mia!

Million dollar thread.

 

[CJ]

Not with that Avatar you won't be making me a pizza. I have a feeling it will taste like gumdrops and marshmellows and everything Sonic.

But seriously, I was thinking of making a concoction of my own called the Chili Dog Pizza. It would have dollops of Chili under the cheese and Hot dogs on the top.

That actually sounds pretty good. Minus the hot dog bits, that is.

I never got the pineapple thing on pizza. Sweet juicy fruit (yes, I know tomato is technically a fruit, but it's not the same) just doesn't mix with greasy cheese, spicy sauce and slightly burnt dough.

I used to think the same way. The idea of pineapple on a pizza is weird, but it is delicious.

 

[Piper Maru]

For dinner tonight I ordered a pizza with peperoni, sausage and green pepper. It was delicious!

 

[CJ]

I'm a professional pizza maker and the way you're mocking the way my people talk in the opening post for this thread is very offensive.

The American Italian Anti-Defamation League is my favorite topping.

ba ba da boopy? Be ba da boopa da bop a da bop?