What are your chances of surviving a Zombie apocalypse?

[wiegeabo]

We should all write a zombie story

You just lost 20 percentage-points.


Unless it's a training/survival guide for the upcoming devastation.

 

[Majik1387]

That's good too.

I actually was in a Resident Evil one, but people just stopped. :-\

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Dam, only 64%..... Thats not even a passing grade
I did answer without a lie tho, my only weekness was prob that I would go for my family if I thought I had a chance to save them....

 

[Majik1387]

You just lost 20 percentage-points.
Unless it's a training/survival guide for the upcoming devastation.

A mix of both.

Another thing is, I said I wouldn't go find my family.
That's what cell phones are made for. Unless they're the cause for the zombies.

 

[wiegeabo]

^Malls are good, Wal-Mart is better. You can also take the cars from the car area of Wal-Mart for a quick escape.

We should all write a zombie story

Gave me a great idea. We could rig the cars in the lot to explode (saving a couple of a possible getaway). As the zombies approach, we use them like mines and take them out.


Or pile them in front of the store as a barrier. Where can we get a giant crane?...

 

[Majik1387]

Gave me a great idea. We could rig the cars in the lot to explode (saving a couple of a possible getaway). As the zombies approach, we use them like mines and take them out.

For the getaway cars I was talking more about the ones going in for an oil change, etc in the car dept.
As for the parking lot, they did a good job in teh Dawn remake with the propane gas tanks

Or pile them in front of the store as a barrier. Where can we get a giant crane?...

We could just rol down the metal security door

 

[Mattchew]

You Have a 55% Chance of Survival!

 

[demento]

Shotguns? Check.
Ammo? Check.
Chainsaw? Check.
Gas/Oil for chainsaw? Check.
Dog? Check.
Duct tape for fastening chainsaw to dog? Check.

I'm good.

 

[Eddie Brock]

A mall is a horrible place to hide. There are too many entrances to fortify.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

Shotguns? Check.
Ammo? Check.
Chainsaw? Check.
Gas/Oil for chainsaw? Check.
Dog? Check.
Duct tape for fastening chainsaw to dog? Check.

I'm good.

As much as I love the chainsaw as a zombie killing weapon, It is pretty dangerous and it can easily run out of fuel. A good old crowbar will never run out of ammo

 

[Majik1387]

A mall is a horrible place to hide. There are too many entrances to fortify.

True but it is better than some of the other places

 

[SWAT]

You Have a 61% Chance of Survival!

Okay, some of them were abit hard, so I just guessed. But, I think I would have a fair chance... for a couple of weeks

 

[WTFimVENOM]

True but it is better than some of the other places

Lol like a hospital
That would be like going to some kind of zombie factory....

 

[Eddie Brock]

Lol like a hospital
That would be like going to some kind of zombie factory....

After further consideration, I'm hiding out at the Po-Po Station.

 

[demento]

As much as I love the chainsaw as a zombie killing weapon, It is pretty dangerous and it can easily run out of fuel. A good old crowbar will never run out of ammo

I'd stick with the shotgun loaded with #4 buck. I'd fasten the chainsaw to my dog with the blade off to one side, fire it up and throw a steak bone out the window for her to fetch. Bingo: you have legless zombies which allow more time for reloading.

 

[WTFimVENOM]

After further consideration, I'm hiding out at the Po-Po Station.

Thats a no-no
As good as it may seem, when the **** goes down EVERYONE will go to the police station, and they will bring their wounded hoping for protection...

 

[Eddie Brock]

Thats a no-no
As good as it may seem, when the **** goes down EVERYONE will go to the police station, and they will bring their wounded hoping for protection...

That's what the hospital is for. Besides, like someone said, they have armored vehicles.

 

[jaguarr]

Thats a no-no
As good as it may seem, when the **** goes down EVERYONE will go to the police station, and they will bring their wounded hoping for protection...

Plus the police station will be full of a-hole cops who will all want to tell you what to do. You'll have to fight them to get the armored vehicles. Now you're fighting cops AND zombies.

jag

 

[WTFimVENOM]

That's what the hospital is for. Besides, like someone said, they have armored vehicles.

True that, best case tho is locking ones self in a cell with plently of food + water. That provides shelter and bathroom + sometimes a bed. Generaly tho, police stations will most likely be filled or infested if you don't get thier quick, and still the problem with officers is that they will have to let ppl in which is a mistake. The place won't be locked down so that nobody comes in or out, they would instead make it a failed "safe-house" with all the rules that the police will have to abide by....

 

[DBella]

I guess my chances of survival is diminished by my not owning a gun or having fired one before and my desire to save others. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

I need to retake the quiz...

 

[KenK]

44%, god I'm to nice to people. I basically just have to fend for myself if I wanna survive.

 

[Darkly Dexter]

I guess my chances of survival is diminished by my not owning a gun or having fired one before and my desire to save others. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

I need to retake the quiz...

yeah, you need to be a real bastard to survive a Zombie apocalypse t:

 

[DBella]

yeah, you need to be a real bastard to survive a Zombie apocalypse t:

Then a b1tchy bastard I shall be!

 

[Majik1387]

So besides these places where else do you think people would go?

Mall
Wal-Mart
Police Station
Hospital

 

[Cyrusbales]

I'm off to the ministry of defence , it's like 15 mins away from me by foot