What would you do in case of a zombie invasion?

[redmarvel]

To be honest, that was my original intent red...I made up that "other" stuff so you wouldn't think ill of me.

But you seem to condone.

Which has put some thoughts in my mind I must admit.

It takes a lot for me to think "ill" of someone, and I condone many things, as for thoughts, the more the better. Especially if they are followed up by actions.

 

[redmarvel]

Unfortunately I'm still left with the dilemma of what to vote for:


Get to the shore, get on a boat, sail away to safety - Not really one to run away from the fun..[/color]
Hide in a shelter, wait for the invasion to end - Not really the hiding type.
Go to the mall, just like in the movies - Never been fond of malls.
Grab a gun and take them out one at a time - Not the type to use a gun.
Head to the cemetary, why not just get it over with? - I don't think the cemetary would be the place for me to "get it over with, and the thought of zombies watching while I did... naaahhh..
Redmarvel - I suppose I COULD do myself, but I'd prefer to spread the joy.

 

[Moridin]

Depending on how bad the situation was I'd either grab supplies and head up the hills where there's a bunch of wind turbines and dig in

or I'd grab a weapon and head to the local pub. After enough drink I might stumble out to the street and try to take 'em on.... which I imagine would look pretty cool/amusing whether I succeeded or failed, drunk dude swinging a baseball bat/broken bottle/empty beer keg at a Zombies head.

Zombies: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuh!"
Me (drunk): "Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh! *spectacular swing and a miss*

Think of the possibilities for new drinking games!
Drink every time you see a zombie.
Drink every time you hit a zombie.
Drink every time a zombie goes "Uuuuuuh"
If you get bitten you down a bottle of vodka (hey, you're f***** anyway right?).

Find a good hitting weapon that can effectively take out the head. Preferably a machete or baseball bat.

How about a machete on a baseball bat?

 

[JRPJCDJC]

Cause those are just lying around

You could make one with gasoline, a super soaker, sheet metal, and some nuts and bolts. It would not be difficult.

 

[The Spawn]

I am going to actually try that JRPJCDJC.

And Red, what exactly are you spreading??

And I haven't seen The Dead Outside I am afraid.

 

[JRPJCDJC]

I am going to actually try that JRPJCDJC.

I do not recommend that.

You will probably end up melting the plastic super soaker and possibly risk catching yourself on fire.

You ever see the video of the guys who filled flourescent light bulbs up with gasoline and lit them on fire to have a lightsaber duel? Let's just say it looked pretty cool until one broke.

I haven't fully analyzed the idea because I haven't really had any use for a flamethrower.

Again: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF THIS GUY TRIES THIS AND LIGHTS HIMSELF ABLAZE BECAUSE I AM NOT SAYING TO DO SO - UNLESS INVADED BY ZOMBIES.

Back to the super soaker flamethrower. Aside from using sheet metal to avoid melting, I would also recommend some flame ******ant material as a lining between the sheet metal and the plastic frame. Something as simple as a fire proof pair of pants would work.

 

[The Spawn]

 

[Doctor Jones]

Do zombies freeze in cold weather?

If so, in the mountains with a military base or a boat house. Unless zombies can't swim.

 

[The Spawn]

I think I can perfect this.

 

[The Spawn]

Instead of a super soaker you could use a fire extinguisher...the irony.

 

[JRPJCDJC]

I guess I'm more sadistic.

I would want a flamethrower were I could just hold the trigger down and completely fry something(or a zombie) and empty the whole tank at once. Hence, the incorporation of sheet metal and fire proof insulation. That works but I'm not sure how effective it would be against zombies.

 

[The Spawn]

Can't you only do bursts with a super soaker?

Extinguisher eliminates the need for sheet metal and fir proof insulation...aren't they built for that? And can't you go steady stream with a extinguisher?

 

[xisaacx]

board everything up, go pillage the local food store, and play left 4 dead all day and sit relaxing with a shotgun in my lap

 

[redmarvel]

I am going to actually try that JRPJCDJC.

And Red, what exactly are you spreading??

And I haven't seen The Dead Outside I am afraid.

If I have to actually explain how a girl "spreads the joy", then you're probably too young for the information.

 

[Logan's Lady]

Hide behind RedMarvel

 

[Silverstein]

I have the zombie survival guide, so I'll be fine. But there's only one real answer. You have to get on a boat and head for an oil rig. Zombies can't swim, climb ladders or float high enough to get onto the platform.

Also, even if the gases in their organs or lungs allowed them to get into the ocean, they'd be eaten by Sharks or birds. Neither of which can contract the zombie plague.

The rig would provide infinite food (fish and seafood), shelter(see above), water (rain), peace of mind (you wouldn't have to stare at the destruction of the world, you could just look out at the ocean), safety (no one can get on your rig unless you let them), and if any governments are still around and bomb the major cities, you'd be fine in an oil rig.

 

[Silverstein]

If I have to actually explain how a girl "spreads the joy", then you're probably too young for the information.

Is that hot or gross...I can't....I don't know.

 

[redmarvel]

Hide behind RedMarvel

LL I didn't expect you to be the type who would just hide and watch all the fun.

 

[Logan's Lady]

LL I didn't expect you to be the type who would just hide and watch all the fun.

Well I've never been in such a scary situation...

besides, my facebook "how prepared are you for a zombie attack" said I'm toast

 

[DOG LIPS]

Hide behind RedMarvel

I was there first, get your own shield!

And get out of my Kool-Aid, Drak!

 

[redmarvel]

I was there first, get your own shield!

Is that what you were doing behind me... and here I had hoped that wasn't just a gun in your pocket.

 

[redmarvel]

Well I've never been in such a scary situation...

besides, my facebook "how prepared are you for a zombie attack" said I'm toast

Don't believe surveys, they rarely get things right. No one is truly prepared, the trick is to adapt to the situation and make the most of the tools you have.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Is that what you were doing behind me...

I meant a visual shield. I just don't want the zombies to see what I'm doing back here.

 

[redmarvel]

What, not into "performance art" ?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Zombies don't deserve it, the scum. t: