What are your chances of surviving a Zombie apocalypse?

[Sandman138]

Best place would really be nowhere. You're ****ed where ever you go.

No, best place is on a yacht in the middle of the ocean. Everybody knows that.

 

[Eddie Brock]

No, best place is on a yacht in the middle of the ocean. Everybody knows that.

Not if you run out of gas.

 

[Saved]

No, best place is on a yacht in the middle of the ocean. Everybody knows that.

Actually, I mentioned this to EBJ earlier. Just make sure you get some reserves gas, fishing material, matches, and some type of water purifying system. You can wait out the zombies forever!

 

[L.A.]

How about somewhere cold? Zombies cant surivive the cold right...

 

[Saved]

How about somewhere cold? Zombies cant surivive the cold right...

But can you?

 

[Majik1387]

How about somewhere cold? Zombies cant surivive the cold right...

They do in The Walking Dead comics

 

[Saved]

They do in The Walking Dead comics

Basically, I'd highjack a shuttle and hang out with Martians.

 

[Majik1387]

Basically, I'd highjack a shuttle and hang out with Martians.

They're probably the cause.

 

[Saved]

They're probably the cause.

Damn Martians! I'll hang out with the Moonians then!

 

[CyberFaust]

Syn is gone....

well here's a taster of the first post, sort of.....

The first screams of terror in the city began on the fourth of July, the ironic nature of the date was certainly not one of humour. The emergence of the first few were deemed as a simple mystery, but when hospital morgues became increasingly empty as their occupant got up and left, that was when the chaos spread.

At first, people tried treating it like a normal disease, likening it to rabies, but the truth escaped them as they could find no reason or viral agent in the victims, and before experts could make their way to investigate, the city was blocked off from the outside world.

It was not long before the quarantined victims spilled onto the streets. Religious men claimed it was punishment from God, others that it was a government conspiracy or radiation from a freak meteorite. All such claims made no difference to the situation, beyond all comprehension and science, the city became increasingly overrun with these ‘living dead‘, these ‘re-animated cadavers’ , these…ZOMBIES!

singing: panic on the streets of london!t:

 

[Cyrusbales]

problem with the boat, is that you end up a little bored maybe, entertainment is pretty important

 

[Majik1387]

Another rule I find is necessary, you need to help someone who is open to having sex with you

 

[Rezzo]

With Bear Grylls on my side I´ll have no problem surviving

 

[Reptile]

58%

 

[Dangerous]

If you had a well equiped shed that would help.

 

[Majik1387]

If you had a well equiped shed that would help.

Not for shelter. If enough of them get around you, they can push it over.

 

[Majik1387]

After trying to get the best answers I got a 98%

 

[DBella]

I learned this from reading The Three Little Pigs:

Best place to hide from zombies is a fortified home made of bricks. Make sure you keep the fire going in the fireplace in case those suckers climb through the chimney. Also, make sure you shop for lots of food and weapons before barricading yourself indoors. Leave a little bit of opening to shoot them from the inside and... have lots and lots and lots of grenades and TNT. That I learned from Wile E. Coyote. I just hope the zombie isn't a roadrunner.

 

[fangrl06]

You Have a 37% Chance of Survival!

Crap.

 

[DBella]

You Have a 37% Chance of Survival!

Crap.

Don't worry, fangrl... you can team up with me and Syn(M). We'll take care of you. You need to pay him with beer though.

 

[fangrl06]

Don't worry, fangrl... you can team up with me and Syn(M). We'll take care of you. You need to pay him with beer though.

Thanks, Bella.

Just as long as the beer doesn't serve as a distraction.

 

[Halcohol]

39% lol... I'm so screwed.

 

[Cyrusbales]

Having sex with zombies really lowers your score

 

[Saved]

After trying to get the best answers I got a 98%

You must've picked something other than the mall for where to hide.

 

[fangrl06]

Having sex with zombies really lowers your score

I didn't know that was an option. :heart: