What do you hate about guys?

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Man, I hate some guys.

I hate guys that are obsessed with football. Whether it be "soccor" or the American kind. They get way too into it and just watch the **** constantly and talk about nothing else. They get into fights over it and judge guys that don't like it as gay.

I hate sleazeballs. I hate guys that have nothing else on their mind but scoring with lots of chicks and **** it if you have to lie to them to acheive it. Or guys in clubs that have spent way too much time in the mirror and just sleaze their way around girls like a slippery worm.

Like these kinds of guys...

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lol. Well, often times the girls that fall for this bull**** are just as bad, so there is nothing really lost. Still, it's a pretty disgusting thing to watch a sleazeball at work.

I also hate phony American party animal types. The kinda guy that goes "WHOOO! WHOOO!" constantly in your face, sort of lying to himself that he's having a good time when really he's about as depressed and insecure as the rest of us. If not more so. And the guys that throw up gang signs at parties and ****. I hate people that live in this country that behave like they're American. Wise up you *****ebags. Picture that ******* in the Borat movie. The really obnoxious American jock getting drunk with Borat. That is the epitome of what I hate about fake American *******s influenced too much by Jackass.

I hate spides.

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One thing I hate about spides is you say to yourself, some of them ain't bad. And some of them aren't bad, they could be really easy to talk to and very humerous. But you know behind your back he's talking with his spide friends about what a hippie you are just 'cause you don't dress like him and don't have short hair. So the few nice spides there are are just liars that don't have the balls to say what they really think. Out of these types, there's probably an even smaller minority that really are okay, in which case they need to stop being spides and be more true to themselves.

I hate these intellectual coffee shop *******s. If you're hanging out with some people, and a guy in the group suggests you all hang out in Starbucks, he is an intellectual coffee shop *******. Spending his money on overpriced stupid coffee. Sitting there with this thick rimmed glasses and stupid haircut.

What do you hate about guys?
 
Boys are stupid,throw rocks at them....
 
What's up with those guys in the second picture?
What's on their faces??
And what's up with that hair?
 
Anyoene remember how Aunt Petunia was a guy pretending to be a girl? Anyone else think Kaine could be doing that in reverse?
 
Is that supposed to be a fake tan product?

That looks TERRIBLE!
 
  • They stink.
  • They're hairy.
  • They get fat and still walk around with their shirts off, because they want the world to see the acne on their backs and the deodorant caked in their wispy armpit hair, etc.
  • There's always one with a bigger **** than mine.
  • They all want to **** my girlfriend.
  • When I mouth off to them they hit me instead of just crying like girls do.
 
I like every single aspect of being a guy. :up:

Except that we can't use a club and drag a cavewoman to our den to be our mate anymore- that sucks big time. :( Lol.
 
I hate the way they talk to me, and the way they cut their hair. I hate the way they drive my car. I hate it when they stare. I hate their big dumb combat boots, and the way they read my mind. I hate them so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way they're always right. I hate it when they lie. I hate it when they make me laugh, even worse when they make me cry. I hate it when they're not around, and the fact that they didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate them. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
 
I also hate phony American party animal types...I hate people that live in this country that behave like they're American. Wise up you *****ebags. Picture that ******* in the Borat movie. The really obnoxious American jock getting drunk with Borat. That is the epitome of what I hate about fake American *******s influenced too much by Jackass.

You don't have a problem with guys; you have a problem with Americans. In which case, I have a problem with you.
 
I would certainly hope that only a vast minority of americans behave like that.
 
-They steal all the women.
-They aren't women.
 
lol, if they did a SNL skit with those 2 dudes in orange it wouldn't be funny because it would be too unbelievable.
 
I'm gonna say a variation of what I said in the What do you Hate About Girls thread. Women, pay attention here. Date men and you become oblivious to the problems of guys.
 
I hate the guys that insist on pulling you close when they're dancing with you and then step on your feet (yes, this has happened to me).

I hate the guys that pull you close to dance with you and then try to feel your butt (yes, this one has happened to).

I hate the guys that assume that if you don't want to dance with them you must be a lesbian (yes, this one too).

I hate the guys who hang all over you when they have bad breath or body odour. (Smokers beware, chew gum)
 
I hate the guys that insist on pulling you close when they're dancing with you and then step on your feet (yes, this has happened to me).

I hate the guys that pull you close to dance with you and then try to feel your butt (yes, this one has happened to).

I hate the guys that assume that if you don't want to dance with them you must be a lesbian (yes, this one too).

I hate the guys who hang all over you when they have bad breath or body odour. (Smokers beware, chew gum)


I'm so sorry, that's ****ed up I hate guys who do that.
 
I'm so sorry, that's ****ed up I hate guys who do that.

:woot: Most of you guys are pretty great,
especially when covered with whip cream.
. However, with any batch of apples you usually get a couple of rotten ones.
 
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What do you hate about guys?

It's MC Devvo! A guy who humours chavs, by cleverly acting like them.
Oh, and those chavs which have been Tango'd? LOLS.


This is a thread about hating guys, chamber-music...get it right :o

But, what do I hate about them?
  • The fact they have to be all flirty with my lady, wanting sexytime with her.
  • Some don't understand that we don't want to listen to their s*** with their speakers blaring out any new rubbish.
  • Most of the sexual ****es I know, who don't care whether or not they're in a relationship...will try and sex anything that breathes. Providing it's female, of course.
To be quite honest, I'm just hating the chavs to be honest.
 

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