What do you hate about guys?

[Dangerous]

Well, I own comics from "The Amazing Spider-Man", "Marvel Tales: Starring Spider-Man", "Marvel Team-Up: Starring Spider-Man", "Peter Parker, the Spectacular Spider-Man", "Web of Spider-Man", "Spider-Man 2099" and "Spider-Man". There may be some Spider-Man titles I own that I've forgotten in this off the cuff list.

I like you.

 

[Hobgoblin]

t: Nope, I'm tempted to "touch" this one, but I'm not ready to get put on probation yet

Yeah, I'm gonna stop now.

 

[CFE]

I agree with everyone who hates on frat guys.

These are the guys that cover college campus' around the country.

The ones who wear baseball hats more times in a week than one should ever wear for their entire life span. The ones whose hobbies include:

1: Acting like nice guys when girls are around but then degrading them when they're not.
2: Sports...I'm sorry, but f**k sports. These guys keep giving me the same bulls**t about Sports being a means of learning discipline and teamwork...if that's the case get off your ass, stop watching the big game and join the army. At least then you're doing something meaningful and learning the same lessons.
3: Culture Bashing...if it can't score a goal, raise your blood-alcohol level or give you an erection it's not worth knowing. That said...
4: False Gloating...I hate when guys brag about s**t like booze or women and yet most of the idiots I know have never set foot in a Porn Shop. I remember sitting in English class and these guys keep bragging about getting girls and whatnot, and yet when we watched Roman Polanski's "MacBeth" they burst into laughter when they show Lady MacBeth's bare ass... If that's the case, you guys don't deserve to put your cock into a woman EVER...These are the same guys who see fit to have Jack Daniels boxers or a Corona T Shirt. That doesn't mean you drink...that means you're a fan. Real men don't have to go around proving to people that they drink...I drink Baileys on occasion, but I'm not some dumbass who's going to wear a Baileys necktie.

But the overall thing I despise about these guys is how they can get girlfriends while being, in essence, just so godd*mn boring and uninteresting.

For instance, there was a girl I used the like; keep in mind that my interests are comic books, good films, 80s music...Stuff that's out of the ordinary and reflects on things that are far from normal.

And instead she dates a guy who's biggest interests include wearing baseball hats, playing golf and drinking...



See back when we were in high school I was the "BATMAN" guy...that was something cool and off the beaten path...

This *****e bag is the "Golf" guy...Golf's not even a real sport, no one gets hit in Golf. Maybe if Golf were like "Happy Gilmore" but it's not.

She actually got mad at me when I told her that he seemed to have come off a "College Guy Assembly Line" and that I could bet her 10 million dollars that 15 minutes on their campus (they both go to a different college than me) I could find 20 more copies of this guy.

Her loss...

But yeah, I hate guys of that nature. They're boring as hell...They give the rest of us a bad name, BC these uninteresting f**ks feel the need to invade a woman's space and keep attention away from guys that are actually worthwhile and bring something interesting to the table.

CFE

 

[Hobgoblin]

Well said, CFE. Well said.

 

[Two-Face]

t: Whip cream is sooo perfect.

Spoiler

Easy to lick and doesn't leave the really sticky residue chocolate syrup does.

Yeah I agree, I :heart: to lick a cream.

 

[ang_hulk]

Man, I hate some guys.

I hate guys that are obsessed with football. Whether it be "soccor" or the American kind. They get way too into it and just watch the **** constantly and talk about nothing else. They get into fights over it and judge guys that don't like it as gay.

I hate sleazeballs. I hate guys that have nothing else on their mind but scoring with lots of chicks and **** it if you have to lie to them to acheive it. Or guys in clubs that have spent way too much time in the mirror and just sleaze their way around girls like a slippery worm.

Like these kinds of guys...

lol. Well, often times the girls that fall for this bull**** are just as bad, so there is nothing really lost. Still, it's a pretty disgusting thing to watch a sleazeball at work.

I also hate phony American party animal types. The kinda guy that goes "WHOOO! WHOOO!" constantly in your face, sort of lying to himself that he's having a good time when really he's about as depressed and insecure as the rest of us. If not more so. And the guys that throw up gang signs at parties and ****. I hate people that live in this country that behave like they're American. Wise up you *****ebags. Picture that ******* in the Borat movie. The really obnoxious American jock getting drunk with Borat. That is the epitome of what I hate about fake American *******s influenced too much by Jackass.

I hate spides.

One thing I hate about spides is you say to yourself, some of them ain't bad. And some of them aren't bad, they could be really easy to talk to and very humerous. But you know behind your back he's talking with his spide friends about what a hippie you are just 'cause you don't dress like him and don't have short hair. So the few nice spides there are are just liars that don't have the balls to say what they really think. Out of these types, there's probably an even smaller minority that really are okay, in which case they need to stop being spides and be more true to themselves.

I hate these intellectual coffee shop *******s. If you're hanging out with some people, and a guy in the group suggests you all hang out in Starbucks, he is an intellectual coffee shop *******. Spending his money on overpriced stupid coffee. Sitting there with this thick rimmed glasses and stupid haircut.

What do you hate about guys?

whats with the face paint??? jesus... anyways Im making my gf doughnuts as we speak......in your face.

 

[Shuley]

t: Why else do you think I call myself the "Red" Marvel? or the "Rockin' Red Femme Fatale"? I'm used to being called Red. My oldest sister is a dyed blonde (I have no idea what her normal hair colour would be at this point), next in line is a brunette, I'm a red head and youngest sister is a blonde. While one of my brothers is also a red head, he got nicknamed Wolf. I got the nickname of Red.

Red in the head, fire in the bed

 

[tzarinna]

There's a loud and obnoxious guy at work. (Okay, there's a bunch, but this on in particular) I'm cordial to him, not overly friendly. I come into work Friday morning..... the powers out, my coworkers blew a fuse in the switch gear, yay. So I'm going through my tools with my flash light and he comes up to me and says good morning while he's slamming around tools and a metal box. He doesn't hear me and gets all offended and says it again. So I explain that he didn't hear me and repeat it. I'm irritated as **** about the whole exchange. He has always seemed a little too interested in talking to me. I get a creepy vibe from him, so I avoid making eye contact. If I'm not working directly with someone there's no real reason talk to you, is my motto. Lately I've been chatty and felt like sharing because I'm all a flutter about the house thing, but that's only with other electricians.

So today, after 4 months of working around the dude he's wearing a wedding ring. Lmao. He didn't just get married. I guess he thougt I didn't want to talk to him cause I thought he was trying to pick me up, so not the case. He's just creeeppppyyyy. Freaking weirdo. I've listen to his conversations, how can I not he's so ****ing loud. I don't have a thing to say to this man with out him looking at me sideways. Ugh.

 

[SLVRSR4]

Well said, CFE. Well said.

I'd rather he ended it on a happy lying note

 

[Arc-Light]

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

good stuff here....all true.

 

[redmarvel]

Red in the head, fire in the bed

t: Trust me, it's not just limited to the bed (Though I'm red on the head not in it... we're all red in the head, try taking some skin off, you'll see what I mean)

 

[CFE]

I'd rather he ended it on a happy lying note

Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa...

The girl choosing a golf guy over me is 100% truth and I did say the "College Guy Assembly Line" thing to her.

You may think I'm overreacting, but I will never tolerate being called a liar in ANY way. I never lie.

CFE

 

[terry78]

I can't chill with dudes that are just straight jerks. You can be outgoing and not be a jerk. I've also noticed guys named Jordan and Brett are always a-holes. Every job i've had where a dude was named Jordan or Brett he was an ass.

 

[DBella]

The only time I hate guys is when they don't listen to me and do what I tell them to do. I hate the stubborn ones who won't submit.