What do you want buried with you?

Hobgoblin

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After you are buried in the ground, what would you want with you for eternity? Possessions you already own, or something you dont. Things, not people. So you cant take Jessica Alba or Megan Fox with you.
 
One resurrection scroll. Also my headstone should say "PLZ REZ".
 
All of my worldly possessions as well as countless riches and of course, all my slaves. The Egyptians knew how to die.
 
My Hype post count.
 
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I want to be cremated instead of buried. I'd rather let my body go back to the soil instead of just spending years stalling the rotting away of my corpse in a highly expensive box.
 
My entire comic collection. So I will require a tomb roughly twice the size of an Egyptian pyramid

Also a cell phone, in case I'm not really dead and I wake up and need to call for help
 
You can't take possessions with you, so I don't see the point personally.
 
I want to be cremated, with my ashes scattered righteously over a field of blossoms. Why? Becuase I utterly despise the idea of worms and s*** crawling in and out of the holes in my face at their leisure. :dry:
 
I want to be cremated, with my ashes scattered righteously over a field of blossoms. Why? Becuase I utterly despise the idea of worms and s*** crawling in and out of the holes in my face at their leisure. :dry:

:huh:

This isnt the 1800's. We have steel caskets, not wooden planks. By the time the steel corrodes away, the body will be decomposed anyway.
 
All of my money. I also want booby traps and really gross stuff thrown in there so that people vomit and gag when they dig me up to take my money. Only the real troopers shall become rich.
 
Hobgoblin said:
This isnt the 1800's. We have steel caskets, not wooden planks. By the time the steel corrodes away, the body will be decomposed anyway.


It. Doesn't. Matter.

Worms!!! Maggots!!!! :cmad:
 

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