What happened to Calista Flockhart? OMG!!!! ( Shield your eyes!)

I'd still hit it.

 

do I want to see this

 

Okay no I didn't

 

Ick! Ack! Ohhhh!

jag

 

I wonder if we'd be so quick to rag on celebs if we were constantly followed by by a-holes with cameras? *meh, I guess they ask for it working in that industry.

 

Harrison Ford is sucking the youth out of her in order to maintain himself. It's what all old men in Hollywood do. Find a young startlet and steal her youth. Jack Nicholson does the same thing (you don't want to know what he'd look like if he hadn't been with Sherrlyn Fenn ).

Dick Clark is the one who developed and perfected the process.

 

I just saw C. Lee giving away the secrets of this process in Dew's Q&A thread. It involves sucking the marrow from the bones.

jag

 

She could've played a role in Wicked, sans makup. Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha.

 

Hahahaha thats what i was thinking

 

Stick around folks! This IS the "A" material! Like terry said to his tailor, "Hey, cut me some slack!"

jag

 

Wow! she let herself go. Odds on Harrison leaving her within a year.

 

If she looks like that at 41 there's probably something wrong with her.
Like maybe there was a strain on her heart or something.
I wonder what could have possibly caused that..

 

I Knew Harrison Ford was an incubus

 

Damn, Daisy stole my youth sucking joke.
You've won the battle...

 

Well at least she's been eating.

She looked like Skeletor before.

 

Yes, but now she looks like Beastman.

 

Hey.... maybe its for a film role!





Naw who am i kidding she melting!

 

The bloated look gives her more of a Mer-Man quality.

My God, she just looks beaten.

 

She wasn't exactly a prize before.

 

She wasn't anything special in the first place. Unless you go for the anorexic types with no ****, sunken in cheeks, bulging eyes, and tendons and ribs showing.

 

Oh Catherine Zeta-Jones, please escape while you still can

poor Katie Holmes is done for.

 

She never stood a chance.

 

I liked her. She was cuute.