What happened to Calista Flockhart? OMG!!!! ( Shield your eyes!)

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  1. Deathlok2001 Registered

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  2. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I'd still hit it. :up:
     
  3. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    do I want to see this
     
  4. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Okay no I didn't
     
  5. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Ick! :eek: Ack! :mad: Ohhhh! :(

    jag
     
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    I wonder if we'd be so quick to rag on celebs if we were constantly followed by by a-holes with cameras? *meh, I guess they ask for it working in that industry.
     
  7. Daisy Gone

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    Harrison Ford is sucking the youth out of her in order to maintain himself. It's what all old men in Hollywood do. Find a young startlet and steal her youth. Jack Nicholson does the same thing (you don't want to know what he'd look like if he hadn't been with Sherrlyn Fenn :eek: ).

    Dick Clark is the one who developed and perfected the process.

    :D
     
  8. Deathlok2001 Registered

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    OMFG!!!! :eek:


    LMFAO
     
  9. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    I just saw C. Lee giving away the secrets of this process in Dew's Q&A thread. It involves sucking the marrow from the bones.

    jag
     
  10. terry78 baby, that chicken was dry...real dry

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    She could've played a role in Wicked, sans makup. Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha.
     
  11. black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    Hahahaha :up: thats what i was thinking
     
  12. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    Stick around folks! This IS the "A" material! Like terry said to his tailor, "Hey, cut me some slack!"

    jag
     
  13. deemar325 Registered

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    Wow! she let herself go. Odds on Harrison leaving her within a year.
     
  14. Scarlet spidey Old school

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    If she looks like that at 41 there's probably something wrong with her.
    Like maybe there was a strain on her heart or something.
    I wonder what could have possibly caused that..
     
  15. Dew k. Mosi Hype Award Winner

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    I Knew Harrison Ford was an incubus
     
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    Damn, Daisy stole my youth sucking joke.
    You've won the battle...
     
  17. deemar325 Registered

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    Well at least she's been eating.

    She looked like Skeletor before.
     
  18. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Yes, but now she looks like Beastman. :(
     
  19. black_dust FrEaK-A-ZoId!!!

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    Hey.... maybe its for a film role! :p





    Naw who am i kidding she melting!
     
  20. Mister J Ya Get What Ya ****ing Deserve!

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    The bloated look gives her more of a Mer-Man quality.

    My God, she just looks beaten.
     
  21. terry78 baby, that chicken was dry...real dry

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    She wasn't exactly a prize before.
     
  22. Kable24 Member of the NRA

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    She wasn't anything special in the first place. Unless you go for the anorexic types with no ****, sunken in cheeks, bulging eyes, and tendons and ribs showing.
     
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    Oh Catherine Zeta-Jones, please escape while you still can :(

    poor Katie Holmes is done for.
     
  24. Batman Dramatic Example

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    She never stood a chance. :(:(:(
     
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    I liked her. She was cuute. :O

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