What happened to Calista Flockhart? OMG!!!! ( Shield your eyes!)

NEWcomicbook123 said:
I liked her. She was cuute. :O

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I demand CConn post in this thread if he's reading.
 
Master Bruce said:
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I demand CConn post in this thread if he's reading.
Ironically, my aunt went to High School with Calista Flockhart.
 
Oh wow, women don't stay young and thin forever, who knew :rolleyes:
 
She looks like Misty Mundae

an old Listy Mundae

but Misty Mundae none the less
 
zer00 said:
She looks like Misty Mundae

an old Listy Mundae

but Misty Mundae none the less


no she doesn't... don't you dare disgrace the name of Misty Mundae :mad:
 
ooooooh! Snaps!! That's what happens when Indiana Jones taps dat @$$ every night . . . she turned into a gottam artifact!
 
Harrison Ford sucked the youth out of her to play Indiana Jones again.:(
 
Skinny people are incapable of aging well. Their high metabolism actually helps to speed their aging process.
 
Are you sure that pasty-faced person isn't Paul Bettany?
 
I thought skinny people age slower.:confused:


Though I find its harder to determine the age of a --->*insert polite way of saying fat*<-- person.
 
that makes sense . . . about the skinny people aging thing . . . I mean, w/ large-bonedededed people, you have other health risks associated, so it's nature's way of evening the score I guess . . .
 
Here is a picture of her and Ford at Grauman's Chinese Theatre
on 2/2/2006. So did she take a fall that quick?

Calista20Flockhart-8.jpg
 
they probably caught her coming out of the doctor's office after getting botox injections or something
 
yeah . . . I mean makeup works wonders, and when she's squinting like that, it doesn't help much . . .
 
Strange said:
Here is a picture of her and Ford at Grauman's Chinese Theatre
on 2/2/2006. So did she take a fall that quick?

Calista20Flockhart-8.jpg

Harry looks like such a stone-cold pimp in this pic :up:
 
^Or the Unabomber in his golden years.

That's right, I keep up with the latest news when cracking my jokes. :o
 
Daisy said:
Harrison Ford is sucking the youth out of her in order to maintain himself. It's what all old men in Hollywood do. Find a young startlet and steal her youth. Jack Nicholson does the same thing (you don't want to know what he'd look like if he hadn't been with Sherrlyn Fenn :eek: ).

Dick Clark is the one who developed and perfected the process.

:D

no, the OTHER girl from twin peaks.
 
Daisy said:
Harrison Ford is sucking the youth out of her in order to maintain himself. It's what all old men in Hollywood do. Find a young startlet and steal her youth. Jack Nicholson does the same thing (you don't want to know what he'd look like if he hadn't been with Sherrlyn Fenn :eek: ).

Dick Clark is the one who developed and perfected the process.

:D

Aww,crap Daisy said it first.:mad::down
 

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