What if you injected yourself with......

[Eros]

If you injected yourself with animal DNA[ blood], what do you think would happen to yourself?

 

[Fried Gold]

They would turn into the band, Oasis.

 

[ang_hulk]

well pure animal dna may just wither away.

 

[TEDDY]

Eww. Who'd want to be injected with animal splooge?

 

[Kaleb]

Well Im guessing,and this is a stretch but I think you would die.

 

[Eros]

^ interesting, I assumed you would gain super animal powers.

 

[Avalanche]

Does anyone actually know the answer to this? I'm quite interested to know.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

As am I Avalanche.

I would insert myself with upside down Tiger DNA and become Willhelm Scream Man.

I'd even carry a tape of killer sound effects to help me fight crime with my new killer upside down tiger like powers.

 

[Elijya]

Uh, well, you would not gain animal powers, if that's what you're thinking, you would most likely die, depending on how much of it and from what animal

You're injecting an incapatable substance into your body. Depending on what species it is, or if the animal has any diseases, you're well and truly ****ed. You might as well inject some draino. A fair number of species' blood might just be broken down, though

occassionally, doctors are able to use cow and pigs blood and organs for certain procedures when the human components aren't available, but these are properly prepared and selected

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe we should inject this thread with I don't know, intelligence DNA.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

^ interesting, I assumed you would gain super animal powers.

That's right.
Also, if you swallow helium, you will float away like a balloon.
Yes.

 

[TEDDY]

You turn into a red x?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's right.
Also, if you swallow helium, you will float away like a balloon.
Yes.

Maybe we should inject this thread with I don't know, intelligence DNA.

Erz and Willy-boy. Salvaging threads since 2004.

 

[Elijya]

^ interesting, I assumed you would gain super animal powers.

WHY, on God's good earth, would you assume this? Because you read it in a comic? If this was true... why wouldn't everyone have injected themselves already and we'd be living in a society of animal people like it's the Island of Dr. Moreau?

Please, do me and yourself a favor, and check out a book from the non-fiction section sometime

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Erz and Willy-boy. Salvaging threads since 2004.

I really want to..."give back" to the community.

 

[Eros]

^ well Elijya I just thought you might mutate or something.

 

[Nathan]

Someone watched too much Batman Beyond.

 

[Elijya]

^ well Elijya I just thought you might mutate or something.

The only thing that really causes mutation is radiation, and that generally results in a cancerous mutation anyway

There's no reason injecting animal blood would cause a mutation, you're just putting one thing next to another, and the only reaction would be the bodies natural immune system responding to an invader. There's no reason the DNA, which is what you're thinking of, would mix or react with one another at all

You might as well throw four tires, an engine, a frame, and some fuzzy dice together in a pile and expect a 911 Porshe to come out

 

[Eros]

The only thing that causes mutation is radiation, and that generally results in a cancerous mutation anyway

There's no reason injecting animal blood would cause a mutation, you're just putting one thing next to another, and the only reaction would be the bodies natural immune system responding to an invader. There's no reason the DNA, which is what you're thinking of, would mix or react with one another at all

You might as well throw four tires, an engine, a frame, and some fuzzy dice together in a pile and expect a 911 Porshe to come out

What if you dip the animal blood in some radioactive chemicals and then injected it into yourself?

 

[Elijya]

You'd be poisoned, get cancer, overheat, and die.

You're hoping that the crazy science you see in movies and comics are real. They aren't.

 

[TEDDY]

You might as well throw four tires, an engine, a frame, and some fuzzy dice together in a pile and expect a 911 Porshe to come out

I could do that. If I wanted to...

Yeah, why was this thread made again? Something about animal DNA? CSI: Miami?

 

[Eros]

you'd be poisoned, get cancer, overheat, and die

It could also mutate you into a man-beast right? I was watching this movie, and some guy did it I think.

 

[Immortalfire]

You'd be poisoned, get cancer, overheat, and die.

You're hoping that the crazy science you see in movies and comics are real. They aren't.

Shhh...don't upset the crazy fanboys.

 

[Elijya]

here, read up, it's not nearly as fun as Star Trek makes it sound:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutation