What Matthew McConaughey Doesn't Want You To Know

[rooked]

http://perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewtopic.php?t=2637

Shocking.

 

[Boom]

Lmao.

 

[Jack Bauer]

I thought they were referring this:

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

hahaha...the guy states some interesting points. and now that i think about it, he does cross his arms a lot.

 

[rooked]

I'll never be able to look at him the same way again.

 

[Majik1387]

This is old news to me.

 

[xwolverine2]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

 

[xwolverine2]

the guy who started the thread got this email!

Dear Mr. Dinkyfats:

It has come to our attention that you have made unauthorized usage of the Matthew McConaughey name.

As you neither asked for nor received permission to create the thread entitled "What Matthew McConaughey Doesn't Want You To Know" nor to bump it or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, we believe you have willfully infringed our rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $250,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein. Also, from this day forward, you are officially banned from the beautiful state of Texas!

We demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to us, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future. If we have not received an affirmative response from you by JULY 23rd indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, we shall take further action against you.

Very truly yours,

THE MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ESTATE

ITS REAL!!

 

[Majik1387]

^Wow to the e-mail.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

the guy who started the thread got this email!


ITS REAL!!

LOL

What is even funnier than the posts about the arms is all the suckas on the site who think the guy complaining is genuine.

Amazing what people believe on the internet.

 

[tzarinna]

So very odd and I'm not convinced but very amused

 

[aaron]

Lmao

 

[Speedball]

so how long are normal arms suppossed to be anyway?

 

[rooked]

LOL

What is even funnier than the posts about the arms is all the suckas on the site who think the guy complaining is genuine.

Amazing what people believe on the internet.

agreed.

 

[Katsuro]

the guy who started the thread got this email!


ITS REAL!!

I dont believe that email is real, for the sole reason that it claims to ban him from Texas.

Also, that site is downright hilarious.

http://www.users.on.net/~madmike/images/posts/mcconaughsaur.jpg

 

[Philly Phanboy]

Dear Mr. Dinkyfats:

It has come to our attention that you have made unauthorized usage of the Matthew McConaughey name.

As you neither asked for nor received permission to create the thread entitled "What Matthew McConaughey Doesn't Want You To Know" nor to bump it or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, we believe you have willfully infringed our rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $250,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein. Also, from this day forward, you are officially banned from the beautiful state of Texas!
We demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to us, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future. If we have not received an affirmative response from you by JULY 23rd indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, we shall take further action against you.

Very truly yours,

THE MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY ESTATE

Hahahaha.

 

[Timstuff]

LOL, he can easily be defeated by slapping him while out of his range.

 

[Timstuff]

Aslo, McConaughey claims that he doesn't like using deoderant since "it masks his natural scent". But the truth is, his right hand can't reach his left armpit, and vice-versa.

 

[Backdrifter]

Aslo, McConaughey claims that he doesn't like using deoderant since "it masks his natural scent". But the truth is, his right hand can't reach his left armpit, and vice-versa.

That was the funniest thing i have read in a loooong time.

 

[rooked]

Aslo, McConaughey claims that he doesn't like using deoderant since "it masks his natural scent". But the truth is, his right hand can't reach his left armpit, and vice-versa.

Wow! way to steal jokes from within the thread. DUH!

 

[rooked]

bump. seriously, that has to be the funniest thread I have ever seen. it keeps going and going.

 

[블라스]

I am SO getting rid of my Reign of Fire and Frailty DVDs
No way I will support that mutant freak now

 

[rooked]

I am SO getting rid of my Reign of Fire and Frailty DVDs
No way I will support that mutant freak now

*dies laughing; seriously*

 

[Timstuff]

Wow! way to steal jokes from within the thread. DUH!

Actually, I head that one from my brother before we even knew about that thread.

 

[rooked]

"Matthew, if you're reading this, you need to have your people call my 'people' so we can work this thing out. You don't know the history of stubby arms. I do. ****, man. I used to have 'em too. Thanks to you know what, I'm cured."

"Oh, and, uh, Dinkyfats. I don't appreciate the jokes about my non-existent daughter, okay? Not cool. If she were real, I'm sure it would hurt her feelings pretty bad. Do you want that?"