DARK PHOENIX
QUALITY = Did they even care???/10
JOY = ??????/10
The movie is so bad I chose to use a gif from the 90s cartoon instead of the movie version.
Simon Kinberg has it in him to do something memorably better, but this movie is so dumb it concluded the series on a whimper instead of a bang, or something glorious.
I honestly think it's watchable, not the fun kind of bad, but at least not the boring and dreary kind of bad.
I'm glad I did not watch this in cinema, cause honestly, I skipped on the MCU movies,
John Wick 3, and
Alita, but I considered watching this movie in cinema. Ticket money wisely saved.