What would you do as President?

Everyone's mad that America thinks it's "The Police of the World".
I would be totally isolationist, bring all troops home, shut down all bases in foreign countries, end all imports and exports, build a giant dome around America, erect a super Teslan Death Ray on the Moon (which we own) and laugh as the whole world went to Hell and killed each other or starved to death.

Also, we would arrest Anna Farris who would "serve her country" in the White House basement.

 

I like that last one.

 

oh God yeah

 

Could you make Anna Farris stop getting plastic surgery?

 

All cosmetic surgery will be reversed by our top men!

 

I would ban overalls.

 

Screw that?

 

Get it away from me!

 

I'd probably just buy a whole lot of soda and chips and get a really bad stomach ache and then sleep late a lot and watch bad horror movies. I'd make a pretty ****ty president.

 

Simple.....

Put Hitlers brain into a gorillas body.

 

Daddy like. whats farris had done?

 

i would institute the tax on all churches... its about time those god damn delusional ****s threw some cash into the economy....

 

i would initiate the death star project.

 

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I'm just curious...


Mosques too?

 

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My fellow Americans: If I, Matt, were president, I would serve the country I love by making things better, not worse.

For instance health insurance. I believe every American should have health insurance, so I would write a law giving it to them - then I'd sign it right away. I also don't think people should have to struggle to make ends meat, so I would fix the economy.

Now, it's no secret that the Israel/Palestine conflict has been going on for months, I would get them together and let them talk. Why hasn't anyone done that yet? Sometimes, the simplest solution is the best one.

Also, the president is the nation's moral leader. I don't really know how I'd play this one.

If I were president, I would end unfair taxation on tax people already pay. It's called double taxation and it's totally unfair. Right now, Uncle Sam collects 35 cents on every dollar I make. I'd change the law so I could write that off, and only pay tax on the remaining 65 cents I make. At thirty-five percent rate, that would leave me with 42 cents.

Well, actually, that's less. I worked this out the other day...can I get back to you on the tax thing?

And what's the Department of Labor for? Here's a shocking fact I once heard, no one knows! If I were president, it would be gone. Unless there's something I'm not seeing here.

Also, I would order the immediate death of Roger Simpson. The one who lives at 1310 North Seventh Ave., Apt 12A, Oroville, CA. He knows why.

Okay. That about does it. Oh, one more thing. In the Matt Administration, Air Force One would officially be renamed Air Force Fun.

I feel very strongly about this.

 

I'd kill Anna Farris right in front of Wilhelm, then declare the day of her death a national holiday.

 

Way to be serious Matt! :slow clap/single tear combo:

 

i dont think they israeli/palestinian conflict will budge. there would of been something worked out by now.

 

your not getting my vote.

 

I'm so not voting you. will gets my vote, his farris idea rules.

i'd have a ride on the farris wheel.

 

Leave Iraq.