What would you do for...a Klondike Bar?

I'd have threesome with Lindsey Lohan and Amanda Bynes for a Klondike bar.

It'll be the last Klondike bar I ever have...
 
They're on drugs and confused, so they'd probably eat you thinking you were the Klondike bar. :o
 
I would see The Avengers 2 on the day after its theatrical release for a...I can't do this. It's just crossing a sick and twisted line I can't be a part of.
 
I'd break into Tigress' house and steal her Klondike bars... for another Klondike bar. :woot:
Parker, you want to break into my house and still all twelve of my Klondike bars for one more Klondike bar? You must really love your Klondike bars.:yay:
 
I would hack into the Hype front page, announce Leonardo Dicaprio as the next superhero role, for a Klondike bar.
 
I worked in a bakery today where the temperature outside was around 35 C and inside was much hotter. I might have committed murder for one.
 
I've always had this idea for a great Klondike Bar commercial:

It would open on a politician-type walking onto a stage to give a speech, then zoom out until we are looking through a sniper scope. We hear a shot and screams, dont actually see the guy get shot, the shooter grabs his gear and flees the building.

Next shot is his car being chased by police cars, after a "Transporter" type car chase he loses them.

Next we see him pull up to an abandoned warehouse. He goes inside, waiting inside is a mobster-type sitting at a table with a briefcase. We see from the mobster's POV as the shooter opens the case, all we see is the back of the case.

The shooter leaves and returns to his residence. We see him sit down on the coach and turn on the news, reporting about the incident. He opens the briefcase. Last shot is him biting into a Klondike Bar.

Cue: "What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar?"

My friends have said it's a little sadistic for a tv commercial but I think it's fit right in with the SuperBowl commercials :D
 
I've always had this idea for a great Klondike Bar commercial:

It would open on a politician-type walking onto a stage to give a speech, then zoom out until we are looking through a sniper scope. We hear a shot and screams, dont actually see the guy get shot, the shooter grabs his gear and flees the building.

Next shot is his car being chased by police cars, after a "Transporter" type car chase he loses them.

Next we see him pull up to an abandoned warehouse. He goes inside, waiting inside is a mobster-type sitting at a table with a briefcase. We see from the mobster's POV as the shooter opens the case, all we see is the back of the case.

The shooter leaves and returns to his residence. We see him sit down on the coach and turn on the news, reporting about the incident. He opens the briefcase. Last shot is him biting into a Klondike Bar.

Cue: "What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar?"

My friends have said it's a little sadistic for a tv commercial but I think it's fit right in with the SuperBowl commercials :D

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Using political assassinations..... to sell ice cream?! Peggy, you're fired.
 
I've always had this idea for a great Klondike Bar commercial:

It would open on a politician-type walking onto a stage to give a speech, then zoom out until we are looking through a sniper scope. We hear a shot and screams, dont actually see the guy get shot, the shooter grabs his gear and flees the building.

Next shot is his car being chased by police cars, after a "Transporter" type car chase he loses them.

Next we see him pull up to an abandoned warehouse. He goes inside, waiting inside is a mobster-type sitting at a table with a briefcase. We see from the mobster's POV as the shooter opens the case, all we see is the back of the case.

The shooter leaves and returns to his residence. We see him sit down on the coach and turn on the news, reporting about the incident. He opens the briefcase. Last shot is him biting into a Klondike Bar.

Cue: "What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar?"

My friends have said it's a little sadistic for a tv commercial but I think it's fit right in with the SuperBowl commercials :D

This would make a great Robot Chicken sketch.
 
I've always had this idea for a great Klondike Bar commercial:

It would open on a politician-type walking onto a stage to give a speech, then zoom out until we are looking through a sniper scope. We hear a shot and screams, dont actually see the guy get shot, the shooter grabs his gear and flees the building.

Next shot is his car being chased by police cars, after a "Transporter" type car chase he loses them.

Next we see him pull up to an abandoned warehouse. He goes inside, waiting inside is a mobster-type sitting at a table with a briefcase. We see from the mobster's POV as the shooter opens the case, all we see is the back of the case.

The shooter leaves and returns to his residence. We see him sit down on the coach and turn on the news, reporting about the incident. He opens the briefcase. Last shot is him biting into a Klondike Bar.

Cue: "What would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar?"

My friends have said it's a little sadistic for a tv commercial but I think it's fit right in with the SuperBowl commercials :D

This would be the greatest commercial ever. :hehe:
 
i'd do nothing. not going out of my way for a klondike bar..the chocolate is..odd..and the icecream is milky :P
 
mother of god...I would go back in time and stop my parents from ever meeting for one of those.




...wait...but that woul

That's if you're going by Back to the Future time travel rules. If you're going by Star Trek, you've just created an alternate timeline where you are never born, but the older you that caused it all still exists.
 

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