You know what's wrong with the pretty ones?

[Master Chief]

So I was at a bar and I was sitting at the bar, and there was a guy sitting beside-ish me.

So it was like,

Dude - Seat - Me - Seat - Seat - Seat

And so on.

Anyway I saw this chick walk by, she had a nice ass and I was like, "I would do her!" To the guy. And he was like, "You know what the problem is with the pretty ones, when you get 'em in the sack they're a bad lay."

What the f**k is he talking about?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

The attention to the seating detail is what's really outstanding here.

Take note, and learn, people.

 

[CConn]

He's obviously a gay man trying to convert you to his cause.

 

[terry78]

Aren't you only 16?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

He lives in Finland.

 

[William_C]

So I was at a bar and I was sitting at the bar, and there was a guy sitting beside-ish me.

So it was like,

Dude - Seat - Me - Seat - Seat - Seat

And so on.

Anyway I saw this chick walk by, she had a nice ass and I was like, "I would do her!" To the guy. And he was like, "You know what the problem is with the pretty ones, when you get 'em in the sack they're a bad lay."

What the f**k is he talking about?

Either they just aren't sexually experienced, or the aftermath of sex is bad and regretful

 

[Badger]

Aren't you only 16?

That's immaterial.


MC, you should've busted a beer bottle over his head and defended the fine ass's honor.

 

[Master Chief]

My buddy bartends, lol. Anyway, jeez that guy is crazy if it's any one the reasons you say Sir William C. Crazy ass trucker looking guy.

And I'm like a cow Sir Badger, so it would go against my docile nature.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

My buddy bartends, lol. Anyway, jeez that guy is crazy if it's any one the reasons you say Sir William C. Crazy ass trucker looking guy.

And I'm like a cow Sir Badger, so it would go against my docile nature.

 

[Master Chief]

LOL! Holy **** that is badass, I want one.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

Anyway I saw this chick walk by, she had a nice ass and I was like, "I would do her!" To the guy. And he was like, "You know what the problem is with the pretty ones, when you get 'em in the sack they're a bad lay."

Great chance to prove him wrong.

"Hey sugar ass, dude over there sez you hotties are bad lays. Care to disprove him?"

"No"

"Um, ok"

 

[Master Chief]

You can't use a big word like disprove in front of the ladies, it's impolite.

 

[Badger]

LOL! Holy **** that is badass, I want one.

That's ****ing Awesome Jack Rabbit...LOL t:

 

[Jack Rabbit]

You can't use a big word like disprove in front of the ladies, it's impolite.

And that was a horrible Chef impression.

 

[Erzengel]

So I was at a bar and I was sitting at the bar, and there was a guy sitting beside-ish me.

So it was like,

Dude - Seat - Me - Seat - Seat - Seat

And so on.

Anyway I saw this chick walk by, she had a nice ass and I was like, "I would do her!" To the guy. And he was like, "You know what the problem is with the pretty ones, when you get 'em in the sack they're a bad lay."

What the f**k is he talking about?

Because they're dead.

 

[Two-Face]

So I was at a bar and I was sitting at the bar, and there was a guy sitting beside-ish me.

So it was like,

Dude - Seat - Me - Seat - Seat - Seat

And so on.

Anyway I saw this chick walk by, she had a nice ass and I was like, "I would do her!" To the guy. And he was like, "You know what the problem is with the pretty ones, when you get 'em in the sack they're a bad lay."

What the f**k is he talking about?

Tell me, did you ask her out?

 

[Master Chief]

Because they're dead.

That's a lie.

Tell me, did you ask her out?

Nah coz then my wife would get maaaad.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

You can't use a big word like disprove in front of the ladies, it's impolite.

Sugar ass is a-ok but disprove is bad....gotcha.

 

[Master Chief]

Sugar ass is a-ok but disprove is bad....gotcha.

When I call pretty womans sugar ass they're like, "Tee hee, thank you!"

 

[Two-Face]

That's a lie.



Nah coz then my wife would get maaaad.

Oh yeah we don't want that.

 

[Badger]

Oh yeah we don't want that.

Plus he's got like two kids and a goldfish.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

When I call pretty womans sugar ass they're like, "Tee hee, thank you!"

Well shiiyat Im gonna go call a pretty womans that now. If its a group, I'll say whazup sugar asses?

 

[Two-Face]

Plus he's got like two kids and a goldfish.

Nice, one day I want to have kids too.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Well shiiyat Im gonna go call a pretty womans that now. If its a group, I'll say whazup sugar asses?

Serious Badger is not amused.

 

[Immortalfire]

You know what's wrong with the pretty ones?

I half expected MC to say something like

"They remind me of how unpretty I am"