What's on your plate for Chanukah? (no kosher pun intended)

[terry78]

Chanukah begins in two days, so an early happy one to all the Hypesters that celebrate it. Whatever you got going on, make sure to save some for the rest of us. Really. I know JewishHobbit, but he wears his Judaism on his sleeves.

 

[Ice-man]

happy jewXmas

 

[bored]

Chanukah starts so damn early this year. I'm going to spend the whole thing at school.

 

[Abaddon]

Jewhob is as Christian as they come.

 

[tzarinna]

I feel like some gelfite fish.

 

[oakzap425]

I thought there were two n's in Channakuh?

 

[oakzap425]

http://www.clayz.com/dreidel.html

 

[bored]

I thought there were two n's in Channakuh?

Dude, there are more ways to spell "Chanukah" in English than there are bad video games based on movies (and vice versa)

 

[Manic]

Pass the potato pancakes and light the menorah. It's time for Chanukah! Sure, Christmas has decorated sugar cookies and figgy pudding, but Chanukah has freaking donuts! Jelly donuts!

 

[Kritish]

I plan on eating lots of pork and getting a swastika tattoo.

Too soon?

 

[chamber-music]

I plan on listening to some Dr Dradle, 50 Shekel, Ju-Tang Clan and 2 live jews

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I am not Jewish.

 

[Avangarde]

I am not Jewish.

Nobody's perfect.

I'm part jewish, but I'm only in it for the food.

 

[terry78]

If she wants to invite me over for matzo and regale me with tales about her Uncle Shlomo, I'm down. I'd be feeling her up the whole time, but whatever.

 

[tzarinna]

Manischewitz wine here I come.

 

[Abaddon]

don't let the light go out! it's lasted for so many years!
don't let the light go out! let it shine through our hearts and tears

 

[bored]

Aw, Peter Yarrow.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Jewhob is as Christian as they come.

Yup... but I can play the role of a convincing Jew if I need. Like, shalom and stuff.

But a happy Chanukah to all the real Jews out there