What's The Weakest S**t You Ever Dealt With?

[Aesop Rocks]

Give me a story about when someone came at you with some weak **** and you were just nah, not even tryin to have it and they got out of your face on some weak ****

like today i had to do a return and dude didn't have his receipt so he like did his one man army protested and refused to leave until he got his **** he wanted back (money) and bruhhhh my manager finally caved and gave him a receipt and man i was so close to flexin

 

[Sawyer]

I was going trick or treating the other night and one house gave me an Almond Joy instead of a 3 Musketeers, and I was like awwwwwwwwwwwww s***'s about to go down, so I burned their house down.

 

[Rorschach2012]

weakest thing i can think of? the arguments for John Stewart to lead the GL reboot instead of Hal Jordan

 

[Victarion]

Something about how adding immunology and virology to a fantasy story, as a framework for the "rules" of magic, ruined the specialness of magic...to which I said if "magic" is what makes something special, it isn't worth writing about...which triggered more of the same, which was further exacerbated when I decided to throw out the pixie **** (elves in their forests, dwarves in their mountains etc) for reptilian races which I described as alien (I didn't want anyone to say that they were just quirky humans, or something like that) within the actual story.

 

[Mee]

One day I was trying to return something but I had lost the receipt and had to argue with the guy working about getting my money back...finally the manager came and took care of it

I was about to have to take care of bidness, ya feel me??

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Heh Okay I am game!
I was at the Bellagio Casino, after breaking up with a chick and there to listen to music and cry in my Merlot.. these 3 Ozark Mountain Hillbillies (they were drunk! its vegas of course they were!) were all "Yeah he's a big dude!"( i workout) but we could take him!" i was all... NOT ON YOUR BEST DAY YOU COULD!!( and especially since i was pissed about that girl thing)... they walked off.
... but really i am lover not a fighter!t:

 

[DeadPresident]

Average hype member's humor game.

 

[Kane52630]

When I only had vegetables and water for 6 hours in my system. The toilet was all like pssshhh please.

 

[Duke]

When I only had vegetables and water for 6 hours in my system. The toilet was all like pssshhh please.

I'd always figured you'd lose it whenever someone would bad mouth Batman & Robin.

 

[Tempest]

Pretty much any time I deal with customers who start a sentence with, "I spend a lot of money here", because you know anything that they say afterwards is going to be them asking for special favors that they know we aren't allowed to do for them.

 

[DarkSentinel]

If you look under 35, your ass is getting carded if you come to my store for alcohol. 27 if you're getting cigarettes. Your word don't mean **** to me so quitcher b****in and for all you foreigners you better have your passport. I ain't havin' none of that ****, none of it

 

[Fallen Angel]

What if I come in with a crowbar?

 

[DarkSentinel]

You'll meet my tire iron.

 

[Duke]

What if I come in with a crowbar?

Son, don't ever bring a crowbar to a gunfight.

 

[Feenix]

When a friend's mom accused me of trolling her because I didn't want to buy any of the Juice Plus crap she was selling.

Gurrrl, that sh** is a pyramid scheme and I ain't having none of it.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Gurl, never bring a gun to a tire iron fight.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Average hype member's humor game.

Average hype member's existence game

 

[Sawyer]

Average hype member's name game.

Spoiler

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Average hype member's signature

 

[chamber-music]

I was going trick or treating the other night and one house gave me an Almond Joy instead of a 3 Musketeers, and I was like awwwwwwwwwwwww s***'s about to go down, so I burned their house down.

The struggle is real

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I was going trick or treating the other night and one house gave me an Almond Joy instead of a 3 Musketeers, and I was like awwwwwwwwwwwww s***'s about to go down, so I burned their house down.

That's nuttin, this guy kept talking jive at me at work, so I followed him home and stole his kid.

 

[DeadPresident]

Average hype member's existence game

 

[Sawyer]

One time this chick decided to step to me, and I was just like nuh-uh gurl, so I knocked her in front of a bus and she was paralyzed and I don't even feel bad about it.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The weakest **** I've ever had to deal with is Parker bumping every Sawyer thread, and then Sawyer paying it forward by bumping every Aesop Rocks thread.

 

[Sawyer]

Bruh.

That's racist.