When comic book characters see their movies

[PyroChamber]

What do you think comic book characters would say after watching themselves being portrayed on the big screen?

 

[Mee]

Batman: Hmm...where was the prep time?

 

[3dman27]

catwoman
"i think i'd better call my lawyer thats NOT the movie i authorized warner bros. to make"

 

[FOG3]

Superman
I thought the camera was supposed to add ten pounds?

 

[Obi-Ron]

Ben Grimm: It's clobberin' time!

 

[ShadowBoxing]

There is a great DareDevil comic in Twister ToyFare Theatre where he gets the blind version of DareDevil. He puts it in the DVD player and it starts off "DareDevil, starring Ben Affleck, yes that Ben Affleck" and DareDevil spits his coffee all over the TV screen. The voice over guy goes on to tell him "Okay in this scene DareDevil fights Elektra on a seasaw and you what, I quit...". Then DareDevil goes on to sure Ben Affleck for making DareDevil. Ben Affleck is charged with the crime of "every movie since Good Will Hunting". Hysterical.

 

[3dman27]

spidey"i wish i looked as good as tobey"

 

[3dman27]

the monk with no name[bulletproof monk]
"i didn't know i was a chow yun fat lookalike not bad"

 

[FOG3]

Superman
Who the hell is Jason White?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Alfred:
"Since when is Batgirl my f##kin' niece? F##kin Schumacher!"

Sue Storm:
"Wow. She makes the 1960s version of me look like a goddamn brain surgeon by comparison."

Batgirl:
"Getting shot and molested by the Joker wasn't as painful as watching this movie."

Robin:
"Getting shot and molested by the Joker wasn't as painful as watching this movie."

Punisher:
"Wait, wait ... I'm lost. What's with this bit about the fake fire hydrant and illegally parking the car at the hotel again? I'm not following the story."

Hulk:
"I knew it. Everything in my life goes to hell when Peter David's not writing me."

Rachel Dawes:
"I think ... waitaminute, I was never in the comics. I shouldn't even be!"
**vanishes into a cloud of logic**

 

[X-Ray]

Cyclops: "Why am I such an ***** in this film ? I'm the goddamn leader for crying outloud, & I barely say a damn thing !? ..."


**adjustes his goggles to blast away at will**



Gambit: "3 movies and I'm still not in it! ..."


**charges up an whole deck of cards**

 

[spidey-dude]

Punisher:
"Wait, wait ... I'm lost. What's with this bit about the fake fire hydrant and illegally parking the car at the hotel again? I'm not following the story."

errrrm??? comic book punisher isn't an idiot i'm sure he would figure it out

 

[NHawk19]

Superman:

"Does my Suit really look that bad?"

 

[November Rain]

i think the hulk would be satisfied with his rendition

we already know how ultimate spidey woudl eact like and he's practically the same as normal parker. as a youngster

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

Bane "Ain't this **** about a mutha ****in *****?"

Mr.Freeze "Co-sign."

Batman to Joel Schumacher,Arnold Swazzenegger,Vil Kilmer,Tommy Lee Jones,Chris O Donnell and George Clooney "From now on,none of you are safe."

Spider-Man "C'mon Maguire! One joke. Say at least one joke!"

Green Goblin "This is an outrage! I look ridiculous! Where are my purple panties and elf shoes? Where is my pumpkin purse???"

Hulk "Zzzzz"

Judge Dredd "Dang, I do kinda look like Sylvester Stallone!"

The Black Panther's grand-child "Well,It's about damn time!"

Johnny Storm "Sis, I soooo wanna do you now!"

Sue Storm "I soooo wanna do me too!"

Elektra "Who is this movie based on again?"

 

[3dman27]

the gutver why are the depicting me as a white american civiliani'm a japanese soldier?

 

[true316]

http://superman.ws/tales3/cartoonhero/

 

[Speedball]

Spider-man: I'm not really that boring in real life. *Turns to MJ* Am I?

 

[3dman27]

Spider-man: I'm not really that boring in real life. *Turns to MJ* Am I?

mj "nope not boring agrivating as hell sometimes but not boring"

 

[3dman27]

sue storm richards
"they could have done worse than jessica alba to play me they could have gotten ROSANNE"

 

[Speedball]

mj "nope not boring agrivating as hell sometimes but not boring"

I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about Tobey's performance.
One of the problems I have with the films is him.

 

[Isildur´s Heir]

If they saw their movies, every single superhero would say the same thing..

WTF IS THAT??
He/she looks like me, he/she dresses like me (sort of), and has my name, but he´s/she´s definitely not me.
Sure, some traits are right or close, but damn, they got so much wrong...

 

[CConn]

If they saw their movies, every single superhero would say the same thing..

WTF IS THAT??
He/she looks like me, he/she dresses like me (sort of), and has my name, but he´s/she´s definitely not me.
Sure, some traits are right or close, but damn, they got so much wrong...

You think so, huh?

 

[slater74]

Dr Doom (Right after killing everyone who participated to the FF movie and having every copy destroyed): Dr Doom doesn't like the way he's portrayed in this movie. Do it again.

 

[3dman27]

aunt may after watching the spider-man movies
"that actress looks and sounds right but i wish they'd have her tell peter that with "great power comes great responsibility" has NOTHING to do with taking the law into your own hands"