When I met Natalie Portman: A Story.

[Pussy Galore]

my vagina is actually my mouth. i eat using my vagina

 

[The Amazing Lee]

You do realise that Natalie Portman was under age. She was 14 dude.

14.
You sick disgusting pervert


and a liar.

 

[Equint77]

my vagina is actually my mouth. i eat using my vagina

you're my *****. :meow: :meow:

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Equint. Why won't you make love to me anymore?

 

[hippy fascist]

You do realise that Natalie Portman was under age. She was 14 dude.

14.
You sick disgusting pervert


and a liar.

Of all the people on the hype it was always going to be you that spotted the sex offender angle...

 

[Equint77]

Equint. Why won't you make love to me anymore?

I only make love to one now.... her name is ***** Goodhead. And I ain'tz gonna give up my ***** for no onez.. :meow: :meow:

I'm off the market... for now. :heart:

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Of all the people on the hype it was always going to be you that spotted the sex offender angle...

You made me come into this thread.

Remember.

But dude...she was like...underage!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I only make love to one now.... her name is ***** Goodhead. And I ain'tz gonna give up my ***** for no onez.. :meow: :meow:

I'm off the market... for now. :heart:

But what about when me made sweet sweet love down by the fire.

What about that eh?

::Cries::

We made hetereosexual man-love.

 

[hippy fascist]

You made me come into this thread.

Remember.

But dude...she was like...underage!

You'd think being an obsessive compulsive disciple of lucas that he'd know that

The real question is what would he find more offensive...being called a paedo or having his star wars knowledge called into question, there's like three threads dedicated to this guy's spaz-outs

 

[Erzengel]

You do realise that Natalie Portman was under age. She was 14 dude.

14.
You sick disgusting pervert


and a liar.

Actually if it was 99 she would have been 16/17 but going by his age of 34, he would have been 28/29.

Also why would the the stage of Titanic be still up after almost 2 years of it being released.

Not only is he a pervert and liar but he's a lousy liar.

 

[Equint77]

But what about when me made sweet sweet love down by the fire.

What about that eh?

::Cries::

We made hetereosexual man-love.

we'll always have those memories.. but now I need to focus on breaking Holly's spirit.... she called me out.

Originally Posted by ***** Galore
youre so watered down now.. talk to me when the old Equint is back

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'd like to see Holly and Equint do the "Love Is A Battlefield" dance.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

You'd think being an obsessive compulsive disciple of lucas that he'd know that

The real question is what would he find more offensive...being called a paedo or having his star wars knowledge called into question, there's like three threads dedicated to this guy's spaz-outs

Star Wars fans are a rare breed.

I think he has been exposed to TOO much CGI.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I'd like to see Holly and Equint do the "Love Is A Battlefield" dance.

I'd like to film it. 'Voyeur' stylee

 

[Equint77]

I'd like to see Holly and Equint do the "Love Is A Battlefield" dance.

Maybe I'm not up to par because Holly hasn't done anything to annoy me so far. Maybe I need her to push a button and remind me what it was like when I used to punch her ******* all over the place. :heart: :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

Star Wars fans are a rare breed.

I think he has been exposed to TOO much CGI.

I'm perfectly normal.

Right Natalie?

That's right, Erz. Take me now and tell me what my hair smells like.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I've heard holly is good at putting her legs behind her head.

 

[Bad Superman]

How dare you compare the mighty ferrell to the king of the nerds

No, no no. . . I wasn't comparing him with Ferrell. I was dropping a thank you note to the other posters that made my day. I've laughed my butt off thanks to them.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Ferrel is over-rated.

 

[Bad Superman]

Ferrel is over-rated.

Did you watch Old School?

 

[Equint77]

Elf
Ron Burgendy
Frank The Tank

Ferrell is my hero.

 

[Bad Superman]

Elf
Ron Burgendy
Frank The Tank

Ferrell is my hero.

The Man. . . .

The Myth. . . .

The Legend. . . .

Hank The Tank should have his own spin off film.

 

[Equint77]

Frank the tank on beer: Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

 

[The Amazing Lee]

He is cool. But not as funny as people make him out to be.

 

[Pussy Galore]

I've heard holly is good at putting her legs behind her head.

im good at putting my legs behind anything.