When Insults had Class

[Whirlysplat]

We have some modern classics like this anonymous gem

As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

Use it wisely

- Whirly

 

[Iceman]

Haha

 

[Alonsovich]

If I wanted to hear from an ass hole I'd fart. - Spider-Fett

 

[Spidey-Bat]

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend . . . if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second . . . if there is one." - Winston Churchill in reply.

George Bernard Shaw = Owned!!!

 

[Man-Thing]

Your Mother is a ****e.
-Andrew Jackson

 

[C.F. Kane]

Paula Yates: Don't even look at me, you sperm of the devil.

Ian Hislop: Sperm of the devil. Even your insults emanate from the genitals.

 

[redmarvel]

Shakespeare, "I do desire that we become better strangers"

 

[C.F. Kane]

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

- Mark Twain

 

[Cyclops]

I fart in your general direction.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

 

[SLVRSR4]

you could throw her in the river and skim ugly for 2 days- old lady from beverly hillbillies

 

[Drakon]

This is the best thread on SHH in the last 3 months.

 

[Mee]

Shakespeare, "I do desire that we become better strangers"

Nice.

 

[Mee]

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along."
- Groucho Marx


A young man began a correspondence with Mozart, and the following was said:

Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started."
A: "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to a symphony."
Q: "But Herr Mozart, you were writing symphonies when you were 8 years old."
A: "But I never asked anybody how."


"His album was called 'Bad' because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for 'Pathetic'."
-The Artist Formerly Known As Prince having a go at Michael Jackson.

 

[C.F. Kane]

This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
- Dorothy Parker