BATMAN: Consult the Book of Armaments.
GORDON: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. "And Saint Attila raised the bat-beeper up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy deus ex machina, that with it thou mayst distract thine enemies with flying rats, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
BATMAN: Skip a bit, Sergeant...
GORDON: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Bat-Beeper of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
ALL: Amen.
BATMAN: Ah-ha! Perfect! I'll use this device which calls bats... hey, is this still supposed to be prototype military weapons? Because it doesn't seem that useful. Or did I make it myself?
GORDON: Just throw it!
BATMAN:: Right. One... two... five.
GORDON: Three, sir.
BATMAN: Three.
Angry Sentinel said:OMG.... There is a seat reserved forr you right next to Constantine on the devils personal train to hell!!! And since I found it funny... move over!
Zev said:DUCARD: I could have infected more with fear gas. I could have infected more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have infected more.
RA'S AL GHUL: Ducard, there are eleven hundred people who are panicking because of you. Look at them.
DUCARD: If I'd made more gas... I threw away so much gas. You have no idea. If I'd just...
RA'S AL GHUL: There will be mass riotting because of what you did.
DUCARD: I didn't do enough!
RA'S AL GHUL: You did so much.
DUCARD: This car. Crane would have bought this car. Why did I keep the car? Ten people infected right there. Ten people. Ten more people. This poppy. Two people. This is a good flower. Two more people contributing to the downfall of Western civilization. He would have given me two for it, at least one. One more person. A person, Ra's. For this. I could have killed one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't!
roach said:where are the rest of the fivers at????????
Zev said:Next up: Five-Minute V For Vendetta.
Be afraid.
Be Very afraid.
DUCARD: Careful! If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!
BRUCE: Rachel, all that... that's not me. But inside...
KATIE: But inside doesn't matter.
BRUCE: Hey, that's my line!
Zev said:First, it's "2nd" or second. Second (see?), there is no second Morgan Freeman line.
Zev said:The two enemies, once master and student, meet in fierce battle. It is a brutal, climactic fight, each using their skills to the foremost, doing whatever is necessary to gain the upper hand.
The audience CAN'T SEE ****.
Webmistress_O4 said:Wow... I hate to say it Zev, but that was the most rude, horrible diss to Schindler's List I've ever seen. It's one thing to make fun of character inside jokes and references and the ridiculous fight scenes, but dissing one of the most emotionally touching, and true, movies in the world... that's just low.
and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
Zev said:So... I should cancel my Oskar Schindler/Roberto Benigni team-up fic, Schindler's List Is Beautiful?