Who's hotter...Hal Jordan or Bruce Wayne?

[Miss Webb]

The classic "paper or plastic?" argument. Opposite and yet similar. You have Brooding vs Bold. The irresistable force and the immovable object. And when it comes to the ladies, can they lose either way? Both are champions to causes, have charisma and physical presence. I'm reminded of a scene where Bruce and Hal worked together to take down Roulette. They posed as gamblers in a casino. Bruce in his flashy tux, and Hal in his rough leather jacket. Both won hands at the card table, and the ladies went back and forth to each of them.

Both have er, reputations.

One potato, two potato...t:

 

[WompuM]

:facepalm x ∞

 

[Spike_x1]

Clark Kent. All around stable slice of beefcake.

 

[The Batman]

The thing is, compared to guys like Hal and Tony Stark, Bruce is barely portrayed as being a legit ladies man. Sure, he has a relationship here and there, but all his "playboy" pursuits often look like nothing more than flirtations and arm candy....

 

[Gilpesh]

Hal 'The Man' Jordan.

 

[BrianWilly]

Kyle Rayner.

 

[Spike_x1]

Hal 'The Man' Jordan.

The hell is that link?

 

[donk70]

They're freaking cartoon characters!

Here, take some "reality" and grab on to it

 

[BrianWilly]

Not always...

 

[donk70]

Not always...

Yes always

That's Christian Bale and Ryan Reynolds

They're actors. They are not Bruce Wayne and Hal Jordan. They portray them in film

You need some reality too, I see

 

[BrianWilly]

Pssh. Reality? On the internet? So overrated.

Punctuations, on the other hand...

 

[Spike_x1]

I don't think anyone in here has taken the topic with any degree of seriousness, but there's a line between joking around and trolling the thread for no reason.

 

[WompuM]

Don't sow your seed among the thorns. Miss Webb is no stranger to this forum. She knows it is comprised primarily of male readers who have no interest in a thread such as this and either Piccard facepalm or rolley eyes at the topic.

 

[Spike_x1]

Yeah, but does anyone want to see "Gawd! You dudez need a reality check! They're not real yo!"? That's in the same league as insulting someone's social life based on their post count. Mock the topic in a humorous way without directly insulting it, or keep your trap shut and get outta the thread.

 

[Miss Webb]

Don't sow your seed among the thorns. Miss Webb is no stranger to this forum. She knows it is comprised primarily of male readers who have no interest in a thread such as this and either Piccard facepalm or rolley eyes at the topic.

Well, it could be discussed in a personality sense...there's no threat to the 'tender' males on this board...

At least I didn't do a "Hal Jordon...just because." or a "Bruce Wayne...just because."

funny how that works. or not. t:

 

[hippie_hunter]

The thing is, compared to guys like Hal and Tony Stark, Bruce is barely portrayed as being a legit ladies man. Sure, he has a relationship here and there, but all his "playboy" pursuits often look like nothing more than flirtations and arm candy....

If you think about it, Bruce really hasn't slept with a lot of women (Julie Madison, Silver St. Cloud, Talia, Selina Kyle, Vesper Fairchild, Vicki Vale, and Jezebel Jet) compared to threesome Hal and ****s anything with two legs Tony.

 

[Manic]

Hal and Bruce ain't got **** on Oliver Queen.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Tony > Ollie

 

[Ion Kenshin]

They're freaking cartoon characters!

Here, take some "reality" and grab on to it

yeah cause lord knows there aren't guys out there fawning ove the big breasted women in comics right....



On Topic: For me i'd say Bruce is hotter

 

[LadyVader]

Kyle Rayner.

I concur.

Kyle SHOULD be the hottest piece of ass in the DCU universe. He's an artist, he's half irish, he actually likes being in relationships and so far most of his relationships have been long term (though didn't end so well for the girls). All superheroes are hot but Kyle has got it going on.

Though to answer the question in the thread, given that Bruce is a genius at ANYTHING he does, he should also be a really good lay.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

I concur.

Kyle SHOULD be the hottest piece of ass in the DCU universe. He's an artist, he's half irish, he actually likes being in relationships and so far most of his relationships have been long term (though didn't end so well for the girls). All superheroes are hot but Kyle has got it going on.

Though to answer the question in the thread, given that Bruce is a genius at ANYTHING he does, he should also be a really good lay.

I agree with all of this. Kyle is quite the hottie. Nightwing and Conner are up there for me too.

 

[LadyVader]

Nightwing is just the tamer version of Bruce. Younger, less f**ed up. On the other hand, he did pull a stint as a male model. Don't know if that works for or against his hotness.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Nightwing is just the tamer version of Bruce. Younger, less f**ed up. On the other hand, he did pull a stint as a male model. Don't know if that works for or against his hotness.

Defnitely for

 

[BrianWilly]

The Oliver Queen thing is a total mystery to me. I guess it's one of those things where money, power, and...um, personality takes precedence over any semblance of looks or style.

The mustache. People. He looks like an old crazy person.

Though I can see why women are canonically unable to resist his son.

 

[LadyVader]

Please, Conner Hawke is practically a man of the cloth. Haven't you seen The Thornbirds!?