Who's hotter...Hal Jordan or Bruce Wayne?

[TheCorpulent1]

Aw, that's one of Connor's "whitey" comics. Dude's meant to look Asian with blonde hair, isn't he?

And if I were gay, I'd totally go for Ollie's goatee. As it is, I already find myself questioning my sexuality whenever I'm confronted with a really lush beard or a Tom Selleck-level 'stache.

 

[BrianWilly]

I don't think that's turning gay, I think that's just turning into a dwarf.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hey, don't knock the dwarves.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

BW I'm with ya. I don't see how the ladies go for Ollie

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Ugh, the lack of respect for awesome facial hair in here is staggering.

 

[yenaled]

Hal was better when he had the Silver Fox thing going on.

He even slept with Power Girl then!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, gray streaks are underrated as well.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

See I like the gray streaks. Silver Fox look is a plus.

 

[dnno1]

I guess this is a question for the ladies. I will stay out of it.

 

[Ion Kenshin]

Um I'm a guy

 

[BrianWilly]

Also a man.

 

[yenaled]

I'm Spartacus!

 

[Hush]

Bruce cause I hate Hal.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(stands up)
NO! I'm Spartacus!

 

[Manic]

Aw, that's one of Connor's "whitey" comics. Dude's meant to look Asian with blonde hair, isn't he?

With dark skin. His mom is Blorean, you know.

 

[Miss Webb]

I'm Spartacus!

We're all liberal here. On the other hand, the squares can go home.

 

[Miss Webb]

BW I'm with ya. I don't see how the ladies go for Ollie

Yeah, that Errol Flynn beard is too weird in my mind. Like being in a 1930s time warp.

Bruce = Sirloin
Hal = Barbequed Rib
Ollie = Fried Chicken
Nightwing = Pork Chop
Sinestro = Pig Knuckles
Guy Gardner = Hamburger
Kyle = Roast Pheasant
Kon El = Glazed Duck
Superman = New York Cut

t:

 

[Manic]

Martian Manhunter = Green eggs & ham?

 

[BrianWilly]

Caesar salad.

Seriously guys. Who isn't hungry right now?

 

[Spike_x1]

Ugh, the lack of respect for awesome facial hair in here is staggering.

If it's good enough for this guy...

...it's good enough for the rest of us.

 

[LadyVader]

BW I'm with ya. I don't see how the ladies go for Ollie

You're right.

Hideous.

 

[BrianWilly]

Girl, add a dash more Blasian and that's practically Connor. It's pretty much Winick's Connor as it is. Smallville Ollie has about as much to do with real Ollie as...well, Smallville Clark has to do with real Clark.

 

[Manic]

Let's not forget that Ollie didn't have any facial hair during the early part of his crime-fighting career. Just think of that guy as the classic "I drive an arrowcar, and my sidekick hasn't gotten addicted to drugs yet" Ollie.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I call that version of Ollie "the blatant Batman clone." Catchy, don't you think?

 

[Kitsune]

Hey, don't knock the dwarves.

Nobody tosses a dwarf.