Why does everyone consider 'Fergie' ulgy?

[terry78]

^Getting kinda ghetto, ain't she...Nelly got beef.

 

[Son Of Logan]

F'n white chicks.

 

[Matt.S99]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2__Qdd11rfA


[Nelly]
I'm the type of girl that'll look you dead in the eye (eye)
I'm real as they come if you don't know why im fly-y-y-y-y
seen ya try to switch it up but girl you ain't got to
I'm the wonderwoman let me go get my ropes
I'm a supermodel and mummy, si mummy
amnesty international got bankrupt (im on top, on lock)
you love my ass and my abs and the video called promiscuous
my style is miticulous-s-s-s-s


This is a response to Fergie, who said in her popular song, Fergalicious:
Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

thats just a song,i doubt nelly is permiscuous,by all means,fergie is more promiscuous than nel(plus nellys portuguese s o that right there makes her better than fergie lol)

 

[jaguarr]

This is a response to Fergie, who said in her popular song, Fergalicious:
Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That is some suck-ass lyric writing right there.

jag

 

[Superman79]

Heh
"Your honor, there's a precedent. 2007, the People With Standards vs. Superman79...sometimes referred to as the "Dry Spell Defense".

Well, it applies...lack of sex makes anyone a little crazy/accepting of someone less than stellar.

Hence the invention of the "slump-buster"...Remember, "if the glove don't fit, you're full of s**t"...or something like that...t:

 

[Noir]

She's not very attractive.
And, those pictures are how she looks after all of the Hollywood treatment and makeup.
Imagine what she'd look like if she were normal.

She's about a 5/10
She'd be a 6 but theres this to consider:

Maybe she was just really horny?

 

[Golgo-13]

Also, Golgo13 (who I hate)....

.....declaring your affection for me, really broke me up

There are people who can't get turned on during sex unless feces is prominently involved.
So wouldn't it be ridiculous if they were to say, "Feces is not gross. It's TOtally H.A.W.T. People just talk smack about erotic poo-eaters 'cause it's very popular right now to talk smack about erotic poo-eating."

Come on, Golgo et al.....step into RE-AL-iTee.

This point just proves how much YOUR talking outta YOUR ass.

 

[Kool-Aid]

Amanda Lepore's a dude right? I think they said somethin about that on E. I dunno. Fergie is hot, but her face does kinda look like its being stretched like that guy's in Men in Black in the begining....the sugar water guy.

 

[batnkevlar]

Um, yeah, Fergie has a nice body, but an ugly face... and in my book, it makes her ugly...

 

[Enriquespy]

She just need to find an adecuate facial gesture/expresion and stick to it (Like Steven Seagal) and Wuala!!! stop jumping from hottnes to withcheness constantly...

but make no Mistake I'D HIT IT!!!

 

[November Rain]

I think in some lights she looks alright but waking up to her the next day or seeing her without makeup could be somewhat..unappealing....

nice body though, shame she's a midget.

 

[heypapajinx]

King Kong in the trunk

i'm sorry but that, was simply hilarious.

Serena looks like one of those Amazons from Futurama.

ME WANT SNOO SNOOOO!!!

Fergie ruined my cornea.

i thought those were ruined when you were first born and looked at your mom.
OOOOOO!!!! would you like some ice for that burn!?

 

[Son Of Logan]

OMG...I would so love to do multiple naughty things to that.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

 

[terry78]

Fergie looks decent on the Maxim cover that's out now...though I still think she looks a little too rough to be a glam pop queen.....WWE entourage **** is still where I feel she belongs.

 

[WorthyStevens]

I'd hit that. But then again, I'd sleep with Paris Hilton.

 

[terry78]

^Cause she's fergalicious. Her body stayin' vicious. She be up in the gym, just-a workin' on her fitness.

 

[Dope Nose]

yikes.

 

[Sofa]

Icky...

 

[Son Of Logan]

^Cause she's fergalicious. Her body stayin' vicious. She be up in the gym, just-a workin' on her fitness.

Fergalicious
Her face is vicious
Skin looks like she needs to eat more nutricious

 

[Sofa]

Fergalicious
Her face is vicious
Skin looks like she needs to eat more nutricious

oh wow.

 

[chamber-music]

she has a really small forehead in those pitures.

 

[heypapajinx]

she has a really small forehead in those pitures.

oh, didn't you know?
tiny foreheads are all the rage now.

 

[Assassin]

fergie makes me cry.

 

[heypapajinx]

fergie makes me cry.

Fergie cries with a smile on her face due to all the Botox.