Why Toys R Us Is The Best Job Ever, In One Word

[Joker]

MILFS

Respond

 

[Erzengel]

Does this thread go beyond,

Hey I saw this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today.

???

 

[Hades]

I haven't been in a Toys R Us in many of years

Is there still that creepy Giraffe

 

[Equint77]

they still won't let you buy a wii on release day or give you a price break on the game systems.

 

[Joker]

Does this thread go beyond,

Hey I saw this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today.

???

Yes...

There was this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today, and I was on register. She had a really low cut shirt, and huge hoo-hoos. She was all bending over writing out her check and s**t, it was the most awesome thing I've had happen to me since busses of hot teenage vollyball chicks used to come into McDonald's when I worked there.

 

[Master Chief]

It's becoming Babies R Us. So. The MILF thing is stronger.

 

[Erzengel]

Yes...

There was this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today, and I was on register. She had a really low cut shirt, and huge hoo-hoos. She was all bending over writing out her check and s**t, it was the most awesome thing I've had happen to me since busses of hot teenage vollyball chicks used to come into McDonald's when I worked there.

Yet me put it this way does this story end with out of store experience and not embarassment and unplesantries in the bathroom?

 

[Joker]

I haven't been in a Toys R Us in many of years

Is there still that creepy Giraffe

Last saturday, one of my friends was actually in the store dressed up as the Giraffe (Geoffry) because it was the characters birthday. He looked like a total idiot, it was hillarious.

 

[Joker]

Yet me put it this way does this story end with out of store experience and not embarassment and unplesantries in the bathroom?

It ends with me totally in the mood for MILFS, and getting home, posting about it, and then looking up MILF Hunter videos on the interlink

 

[Equint77]

there were these 2 cute girls at my bar last night... one of them had a b'day... I made them a couple of chocolate cake shots... they told me they'd come back just to see me again.

holla.

 

[Hades]

This thread is creepy.

Reminds me of my friend who always salivates whenever he sees an attractive women. Hell, even if they're not that attractive. "ohh...man...oh..man look at her" Then I tell him to control himself but then he goes all "wutevah man"
Yeah...

 

[Hades]

It ends with me totally in the mood for MILFS, and getting home, posting about it, and then looking up MILF Hunter videos on the interlink

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[Cyclops]

I rather hope my coworkers are hot once I start up on Monday.

 

[Joker]

oh yeah, I have some hot co-workers 2...these 2 hot blonde girls, like 19-22 years old I would guess

 

[cryptic name]

Yes...

There was this hot looking mom with her kids in the store today, and I was on register. She had a really low cut shirt, and huge hoo-hoos. She was all bending over writing out her check and s**t, it was the most awesome thing I've had happen to me since busses of hot teenage vollyball chicks used to come into McDonald's when I worked there.

dude...

 

[chaseter]

Michael Jackson would say "boys".

 

[Manic]

You know, it's funny. Me and some co-workers were talking about how hellish it has to be for the floor workers at Toys R Us, especially after closing hours: finding toys across the store from where they're supposed to be, finding a ton of high-margin merchandise opened and played with.

 

[Joker]

Nah, it's really easy. Walking the store and getting the merchandise only takes about an hour at the end, because we do it all during the day. We close at around 9, and start doing that stuff at around 8 cause it's usually pretty dead. We got out tonight at 9:20. Easy.

 

[Knives122]

It ends with me totally in the mood for MILFS, and getting home, posting about it, and then looking up MILF Hunter videos on the interlink

It's funny though, b/c I'm pretty sure none of the women on milf hunter actually have kids

 

[Joker]

you can tell some of them probably do, simply by their age and figure

 

[Manic]

you can tell some of them probably do, simply by their age and figure

And the cesarian scars.

 

[Joker]

And the cesarian scars.

that too

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

MILF isn't technically a word

 

[Outsiderzedge]

MILF isn't technically a word

Acronyms are words.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

No they are replacements for words