Wilhelm Fever is scientific fact!

[Mee]

Yeah, my people checked it out.

So feel the fever!

 

[jaguarr]

It's also known as Bird Flu in certain parts of the world. It's true.

jag

 

[Fran]

Is "Wilhelm Fever" included in our health plans

 

[Fran]

Mee, by your people, do you mean "myself"?

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I had Wilhelm Fever all sunday, I had to stay home and watch episodes of Robotech all day plus I had fever dreams and those suck.

 

[Mee]

Mee, by your people, do you mean "myself"?

"Myself" as in you? Or Mee?

 

[Fran]

Mee.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"scream and eat some cream"?
ew.....
no....just...ew

 

[Mee]

Mee.

Well, muscles' cousin helped a little.

 

[Kent]

No. Wilhelm Fever is just a theory.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Thanks for, uh, taking up the slack for the absent muscles.
It's been far too long between embarrassing, unsolicited and ultimately fruitless Pro-Wilhelm threads.

But let me do some corrective sloganeering.

It's:

WILHELM FEVER....​

CATCH IT! ​

 

[Lackey]

Neverending Wiiiiilhelm

whoa oh OooOh OooOh

 

[Mee]

Thanks for, uh, taking up the slack for the absent muscles.
It's been far too long between embarrassing, unsolicited and ultimately fruitless Pro-Wilhelm threads.

Boredom is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Neverending Wiiiiihelm

whoa oh OooOh OooOh

Fools think the Dakota Fanning rape movie is disturbing.
The oil is seeping through the monitor.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Boredom is a terrible thing to waste.

The thing about Wilhelm Fever is, I produce it. I am the cause, the source. And yet I had to vote "I'm burning up." 'cause I also have it.
And that does an infinite self-perpetuating loop thing that is nightmare on the brain. But I hold it together, somehow.

 

[Mee]

"scream and eat some cream"?
ew.....
no....just...ew

Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[BRUTAL]

Wilhelm Fever can result in frequent diarrhea

 

[Mee]

Hmm, none of teh womens have confessed having Wilhelm Fever.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

It's widely known that they feel threatened by my dangerous, unbridled sexual fire. They're frightened by the feelings I arouse and the new, confusing sensations that course through them when they read my posts.

Except for Holly. The dude has declared her love for me on many occasions, and then promptly told me to F*** off and die a few posts later.

 

[redmarvel]

Pass the cream, and make sure it's whipped... I know just where I want to put it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Your Flirty-Force is unrivaled.
You need a "May Contain Adult Situations" sticker for your posts.

 

[Mee]

Except for Holly. The dude has declared her love for me on many occasions, and then promptly told me to F*** off and die a few posts later.

Yeah, most of us only get that last part.

 

[Erzengel]

I just want to go on record to say I caught Wihelm fever on a toilet bowl seat.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Hulkamania has just met it's match.

 

[redmarvel]

Your Flirty-Force is unrivaled.
You need a "May Contain Adult Situations" sticker for your posts.

t: *lol* ohhh man, you had me laughing so loud a co-worker came over to find out why...

Can I use your disclaimer in my sig?