Woman shaving her danger zone causes a car accident

[AndThePickles]

Seriously, wtf is wrong with people?

 

[chamber-music]

Horatio Caine "I guess you could say she got into a hairy situation"

 

[Addendum]

If I was the ex, I wouldn't have driven her

 

[Go Web Go!]

If I was the ex, I would have suggested waxing.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

If I was the ex, I wouldn't have driven her

He didn't drive her, he was just along for the ride and took the blame for the accident. That dude is really whipped,

"Hey baby, I'm going to my new boyfriend's house wanna come with?"
"Sure!"
"You don't mind if I shave down there on the way, I planning on getting some action tonight"
"No problem baby, just being next to you is all I need!"
"Oh crap we got in an accident, hold on, we'll drive a little farther, then you get in the driver's seat and take the blame"
"Of course baby, you're all I need! By the way here's another alimony check, want you and your new guy to have a great time tonight!"

 

[Nirvana]

Was she going bare or sporting the landing strip?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Ah...yet another example of abuse of pussaye powah.

 

[SuperFerret]

I just want to be as stereotypical as possible here, so I'm just gonna say that you never see this happen to giraffes or armadillos. You humans are friggin' weird.