Woman Sits on Toilet for 2 Years

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  1. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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  2. The Senator Registered

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    Did she ever try AC Slatering? :huh:
     
  3. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    Did she ever flush it, or just let it all...build up?
     
  4. SpideyVille Walking out the Desert

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  5. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    If only she'd known:

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    jag
     
  6. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    And the boyfriend is just as messed up as she is.


    "Here's your water dear. You know you've been sitting here for 6 months, any chance you wanna go out and do somethin? Plus, I'm really tired of peeing in the yard.:("
     
  7. Captain Planet! The Power Is Yours

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  8. Symbiotic Registered

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    And what if she never wiped either? 'Cause that would involve getting up.:wow:
     
  9. Carcharodon Registered

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    You...you stand up to wipe?
     
  10. Symbiotic Registered

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    You know what I mean. Not stand up, but the ahem, bottom ain't gonna make physical contact with the seat.
     
  11. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    Um, no it wouldn't have.



    Also, her boyfriend is an ass. I would have called someone within the first couple of days.
     
  12. amazingfantasy15 Registered

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    This is an Onion story, it's gotta be, that can't be true.
     
  13. TLH Hypnotized

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    :lmao:
     
  14. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    LOL! Even that sounds daft: 'Honey, it's been two days! I've really gotta gooo.' :o


    Well, at least the seat would've been nice and warm :up:
     
  15. November Rain Single Mother

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    that could never be me, i can't imagine squatting over a toilet seat for 2 years...
     
  16. AndThePickles Kiss the girl

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    That's true. I'd call someone the same day lol.
     
  17. Mee 2 E's are better than 1

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    You have to be able to see the mirror. :huh:
     
  18. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    I agree, but there's only one way to know for sure . . .


    Wilhelm? Wilhe-elm?! We've got something for you to look at. :yay:
     
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    I don't want a fudge-covered brown-eye staring back at me. :cmad:
     
  20. amazingfantasy15 Registered

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    Yeah, she'd be sleeping on the toilet too, can't be true.
     
  21. The Original Bamfer Big, Bald and Beautiful

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    Chronic diarrhea's a very serious matter.
     
  22. Nirvana Slowly Losing My Mind

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    *Shakes head* what a stupid *****
     
  23. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    LOL! This threads making me think of your avy in a very different way. :woot: It's like Logan's sat on the bog and notices the elf hanging above him :dry: :lmao:
     
  24. Figs Registered

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    Did I read that article too fast or did it not say why she chose to sit on the toilet for two years?
     
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