Woman Sits on Toilet for 2 Years

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  1. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Yeah, that's pretty disturbing to know that your skin can fuse with an object if left there for a long time.
     
  2. tzarinna Mamochka

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    Lmao, they can't decide if she has mental issues, duh. :rolleyes:
     
  3. 04nbod I need to debrief you

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    i know! i'd miss my tv shows:hehe:
     
  4. lollycop Registered

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    sounds like hell...
     
  5. comicgirl Goddess in Residence

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    Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it


    NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

    Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/



    :wow::wow: this report cries out for a picture
     
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  7. Mr. Credible jukebox hero

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    so, after being stuck there for two years, the guy finally decided there was something wrong with her?


    hm. makes sense.
     
  8. Fred_Fury Registered

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    the things people to do to get in the guiness book of world records. :rolleyes:
     
  9. NewYorkSpider EndGame

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    This reminds me of that Nip/Tuck episode where the lady was stuck to her couch cause she sat there for a long time.
     
  10. Magneto29 Companion

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    That's just ****ed up...
     
  11. lollycop Registered

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    I will add to my other message. LIVING HELL.
     
  12. bullets bang bang

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    What I don't understand is how she would be capable of not getting up at all during those two years. It just doesn't seem plausible no matter how ******ed or mental .
    If I was a cop responding to the scene It would of been somewhat similar to the movie gone baby gone . I would be horrified and then shot both of them . When I walked outside a fellow officer would say " You did the right thing"
     
  13. Franklin Richards Registered

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    I've done alot of reading on the pot. I'm talking Genesis. I'm talking The Two Towers. I'm talking Call of the Wild.


    But 2 years????


    :thing: :doom: :thing:
     
  14. bullets bang bang

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    This weeks theme of the the hype : toilets
     
  15. Ender Durden Registered

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    didnt she have any family that was worried about her? wouldnt somebody wonder wtf she was all that time? she just talked to them on the phone and told them yea, ive been on the toilet for the past two years, and NOBODY bothered to do anything?
     
  16. Ender Durden Registered

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    well you know how after you read a good book or long article all the way through, you feel satisfied and decide to go on with your day. You proceed to get up and thats the point you realize oh yea, ive been on the toilet this whole damn time. you then lift yourself off the seat and your skin peels off like glue from being plastered to the porcelain for so long, leaving a nice red ring haloing your crack?

    yea?.... no? nobody else?

    just forget about it then... :brucebat:
     
  17. Addendum Registered

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    In college I took a course devoted to 19th century Russian writers. I did all my reading for that course on the toilet since that was the one place I could really focus on what I was reading. I don't think I could sit down and read for 2 years.

    Now, if I had my gaming stuff set up in the bathroom (of course it'd have to be set up for it), then yeah, I could sit in there for a couple years.
     
  18. StrainedEyes All the way up it!

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    How exactly do you wipe so that you ass never leaves the seat? Do you like go in from the front between the legs or something? :o
     
  19. spideyboy_1111 Young Avenger

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    what no War and Peace?
     
  20. Addendum Registered

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    I could see someone spending 2 years on the pot if they were reading any of the works of Thomas Pynchon
     
  21. Franklin Richards Registered

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    I didn't want to sound pretentious.

    :word:


    :thing: :doom: :thing:
     
  22. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    This was on the news in the UK today.
    she must be the laziest women in Kansas
     
  23. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    She was literally flushing her life down the toilette :o
     
  24. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    I need to find that toilet seat. I can't sit on mine for more than 20 minutes.
     
  25. Eggyman The Oval Avenger

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    Nice bit of info there :up: :o:D
     

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