Woman Wakes Up At Own Funeral, Then Dies of Shock

[Aesop Rocks]

There’s irony, and then there’s the story of Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, a 49-year-old Russian woman who woke up at her own funeral only to have a heart attack and die when she realized what was going on. Mukhametzyanov had been falsely declared dead after collapsing with chest pains, the Daily Mail reports. When she awoke, she was lying in a coffin, with mourners filing past and saying prayers. She screamed, and passed out again.

“Her eyes fluttered, and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital,” her husband says. “But she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good.” The hospital says it’s investigating the incident. “I am very angry, and I want answers,” the husband says. “She wasn’t dead when they said she was and they could have saved her.”

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Wow, that's terrifying.

 

[TheIncredibleSk]

I feel horrible. I laughed at the thread title. Thats just..no words.

 

[twylight]

At least she knows she'll have a lovely funeral.

 

[Duke]

This seems to come right out of the pages of Weekly World News.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Wow, this guy has a HUGE case against the person who diagnosed her. Must of been a ****ed up sight for friends and family.

''SHE'S ALIVE, HIT HER WITH A STICK!''

 

[Metamorpho1977]

It's funny because in Russia, Funeral kill you.

 

[chaseter]

In Russia, funerals kill you.

 

[chaseter]

It's funny because in Russia, Funeral kill you.

In Russia, funerals kill you.

Awww gawd damn.

But the high fives

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Awww gawd damn.

But the high fives

Great minds think alike.

 

[Angry Monkey]

That has to be false.

When a mortician embalms a body He makes the v incision, cuts the rib cage and then removes REMOVE all the organs... for donating or whatever.

(I've seen an actual embalming process.)

There is no way that woman could wake up after having her heart removed. And the mortician would know if she was dead or not...

 

[SuperFerret]

Yes, that IS the embalming process...





...that we have in America. Many places don't do that.

 

[Drizzle]

Well, at least they didn't end up wasting money on the funeral after all.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

That's a very horrible story.

 

[Angry Monkey]

Yes, that IS the embalming process...





...that we have in America. Many places don't do that.

Still, if the mortician can't tell a dead person from a live one then he's in the wrong business.

 

[SWAT]

I wonder if there was atleast one person at the funeral who went "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!"

 

[SuperFerret]

Still, if the mortician can't tell a dead person from a live one then he's in the wrong business.

You don't know much about the poorer and less advanced areas of the world, do you?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

That sux that her family had to experience her death twice!

 

[Wolfwood]

Wow that's horrible.

Do you think they're hesitant to have a second funeral? I know I'd be.

 

[Sawyer]

I see her Tom Sawyer impersonation didn't turn out so well....

 

[Scourge2099]

That's Russian medical science for you. No wonder why their country is dying off.

 

[terry78]

That would scare the **** out of me if I was at that funeral, man. I am not even messing around. I wouldn't be able to sleep for a good while.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

Drive a stake through her heart just in case.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Drive a stake through her heart just in case.

 

[Duke]

Drive a stake through her heart just in case.

That right there, gives me the willies.