Worst Injuries of your life. With Pics.

[The Man Of 16]

Hey guys. A while ago I got in a trike accident (the motorized kind).

There's a reason why theyre illegal, and I realize that now. But what happened was I was driving this trike and I tried to take this turn, but I was going way too fast, and I ended up in a 15 foot ditch, and my head came within millimeters of hitting the pipe that lets the water through. ( I cant remember exactly what its called.)

But anyways when I hit the bottom, my legs were pinned in between the tires and the wheelwell so the tires used my legs as a human braking system. And the pegs on the trike dug into my knee. I definitely could have used stitches but I just cleaned it daily and took some antibiotics I had in the house. So I'm all healed up now, and have some decent looking scars. But I just found some pics that I took within an hour of falling into the ditch.

Theyre semi-graphic, which is why I'm going to link to them.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p319/bradc1989/100_0811.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p319/bradc1989/100_0809.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p319/bradc1989/100_0810.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p319/bradc1989/100_0808.jpg

So I welcome anyone else to show some pics.

 

[The Kid]

Nice!

That beats my scraped knee, that's for sure.

 

[The Man Of 16]

Lol. This isnt the worst injury I've had in my life, its just the only one I took pictures of. Lol.

My worst was when I crushed my urethra when I tried to land a bike jump. It felt like pissing red-hot-barbed-wire. I didnt tell anyone for years. Then I had an operation. But it only fixed it for about 5 months, then I had to have a 2nd one. And the surgeons were hacks, the second time around, and I lost 1.5 litres of blood and couldnt feel my legs for a week, or move them. But I was in a hospital bed so I didnt care because I was loaded up on morphine. And I got to read about 120 bucks worth of comics all week, and watch the Trailer Park Boys on Showcase. Plus the physiotherapists were smokin hot babes.

 

[Babs Gordon]

The guy beside me in the pic elbowed me in the face during a frisbee game. My cheek bone was exposed and I needed 13 stitches. I lost about a pint of blood too. Rad!

 

[GunBlade]

I bleed from the vag for about 5 days every month.

 

[ComicChick]

now i need to find the pics from when my fingertip got cut off

 

[Apollo]

The guy beside me in the pic elbowed me in the face during a frisbee game. My cheek bone was exposed and I needed 13 stitches. I lost about a pint of blood too. Rad!

you remind me of batgril, and just came back from a night of crime fighting.....it turns me on

 

[ComicChick]

babs, the guy who elbowed you kinda reminds of The Amazing Lee

i think it's the eyes or something

 

[nosebleed.]

now i need to find those pics of that time my head was decapitated and then sewn back on by a skilled seamstress.

 

[POWdER-man]

I don't have any fresh pics but my right ankle has a three inch scar which was a surgery to screw my ankle back together after the bone broke, popped out, tendons stretched, and such from football....was in a cast for 6 months between a regular and walking cast....still painful to walk some days....

I don't have a right pinky knuckle (it's flat) since it was crushed and the bone was pushed back to the palm....lets just say I lost my temper on that case.....

My right shoulder is permanently pushed ahead from a fall I had when I was young....I broke a bone in two places just below the shoulder region so it was too high to put in a cast....so they put me in a damn sling all damn summer....it's so messed up now I throw like a five year old girl.....

I took a bat to the head when I was six when my older siblings were playing midnight baseball in the near dark..... and ended up with some stiches on the top of my head....

I have a couple scars from a dog attack when I was about seven.....one that goes right beside my left eye.....it's only slightly noticeable now....but I had a patch and dressing over my left eye over the summer.....but I met Alice Cooper at the time so that was neat....even had his boa over my shoulders....

There is a bunch of other things.....but you get the point....