Worst Pizza

[Ultron-5]

Out of these 4 places, which one has the worst pizza?

 

[Duke]

I'd probably say Little Cesar's.

 

[Tanin]

Little Cesars and their 5 dollar WTF pizza.

 

[Hurm...]

Pizza Hut is cardboard. There is no flavour AT ALL. Nothing. Might as well eat the box.

A ****ing expensive box.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I have not eaten at any of these places for a while, but Pizza Hut gets it for being bad but also relatively expensive. You're basically ordering giant toast whenever you get a pizza there.

 

[NickNitro]

As a Jersey Italian....all of the above...no matter what kind of "artisan" or "thin crust" type crap they try and sell....they are all garbage...sorry guys.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I can't see the poll because I'm on my iPhone, but nothing is as bad as some of those frozen pizzas like Tombstone.

And I don't know if you guys have ever tried Godfather's Pizza (of Herman Cain fame), but it's literally like cheesy styrofoam.

 

[NickNitro]

If you get truly good pizza, it tastes even better cold.

 

[HeyZeus]

Store bought pizza is the worst.

 

[Pink Ranger]

As a Jersey Italian....all of the above...no matter what kind of "artisan" or "thin crust" type crap they try and sell....they are all garbage...sorry guys.

As a Toronto Chinese ... I would have to agree. Any other place that sells pizza by the slice is better than the big chains. We have a fairly decent franchise operation called Pizzaiolo up here though.

 

[Erzengel]

Last time I was in Brooklyn I had a great pie. Pepperoni and Sausage. I can't explain to you how wonderful the pizza was. Back in NJ, a couple of years ago, someone from my office ordered Papa Johns. It was Papa .

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

New York City has the best pizza, period. The secret is the dirty water they make the dough with (also why their bagels taste so good).

 

[Figs]

As a hardcore pizza fiend, I pick Pizza Hut. Little Cesars does have some cheep ass pizza but Pizza S*** just doesn't taste all that great and it's one of the few pizzas that does not hold up as leftovers. With that being said, sometimes I still break down if I'm sick of all the other places and get their deep dish. It always sounds good at the time but then I regret it after I'm done eating. It's a vicious cycle.

 

[NickNitro]

As a Toronto Chinese ... I would have to agree. Any other place that sells pizza by the slice is better than the big chains. We have a fairly decent franchise operation called Pizzaiolo up here though.

Toronto Chinese!? What you know about pizza!? Faaaaaaggggget about it! (throws hands in the air).

You can still find places in NYC that sell slices for a dollar. Pretty awesome Glad to know Canada has a good pizza outlet.

 

[Travesty]

It really depends on what you buy with those choices. So my favorite choices for thsoe would be:

Pizza Hut: Deep dish
Papa Johns: regular crust
Dominoes: Thin Crust
Little Ceasars: ummmmm, either you like it or you don't. I'll admit, it isn't really all that great, but it's also cheap as hell. $5 for a large pizza isn't bad, but yes, it isn't all that great. *it's good if you're drunk

 

[HeyZeus]

As a Toronto Chinese ... I would have to agree. Any other place that sells pizza by the slice is better than the big chains. We have a fairly decent franchise operation called Pizzaiolo up here though.

Toronto eh? Have you been to Marcello’s? They have amazing pizza.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Toronto Chinese!? What you know about pizza!? Faaaaaaggggget about it! (throws hands in the air).

You can still find places in NYC that sell slices for a dollar. Pretty awesome Glad to know Canada has a good pizza outlet.

Hey buddy, don't forget where Italians got pasta from. If not for us, you'd be eating your marinara sauce off of thinly sliced squash.

 

[NickNitro]

Hey buddy, don't forget where Italians got pasta from. If not for us, you'd be eating your marinara sauce off of thinly sliced squash.

You shush now! Don't spread that horrid rumor around the Hype...people would think we're some kind of frauds or something

If I'm drunk and have to go frozen I usually do this

 

[Erzengel]

New York City has the best pizza, period. The secret is the dirty water they make the dough with (also why their bagels taste so good).

Right on.

I remember going down south and having a bagel. It was awful.

Being from the Tri State Area, I don't ever really eat any store chain food especially pizza, sandwiches or bagels because we have traditional pizza, delis, bagel places etc. And anytime I travel especially South with very few exceptions (I did have a really good pie in Virginia once) do I ever partake in them.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Dominos YUCK!

New York City has the best pizza, period. The secret is the dirty water they make the dough with (also why their bagels taste so good).

Pfft you've not been to Naples then.

 

[Travesty]

Faaaaaaggggget about it! (throws hands in the air).

I know what you're trying to say, but you really spelled it wrong.

 

[NickNitro]

Right on.

I remember going down south and having a bagel. It was awful.
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Dude I feel you man.....when I moved to FL their bagels were absolutely terrible....Jewish bagels hands down are the best.

They did sell taylor ham though at Publix....which was freakin awesome!

I know what you're trying to say, but you really spelled it wrong.

haha as soon as I typed it out I was like "hmmmmm I hope no one yells at me...I put too many a's for them to realize what I actually wrote out"

 

[MrMaooz]

I know what you're trying to say, but you really spelled it wrong.

My first thought was "Nick, that's an infraction waiting to happen."

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

You shush now! Don't spread that horrid rumor around the Hype...people would think we're some kind of frauds or something

If I'm drunk and have to go frozen I usually do this

Red Baron is the best out of the crappy frozen pizzas, but that's not saying much. I'd even go with Little Caesar's over Baron.

Frozen pizzas really challenge the saying that "pizzas are like sex; even when it's bad it's still good."

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Pfft you've not been to Naples then.

No I haven't, but many people who have, still prefer NY pies. Their pizza is very different though; more a gourmet style. Have you been to Naples?