Worst Type of French Fry

[Pink Ranger]

All I'm saying is you wouldn't dress like that if you didn't want me to look. t:

I should never have worn my Orange Lantern hoodie around this place, that's just asking for trouble.

 

[Guts]

Oh, it would be too easy. You'd lose the moment you say something dumb like "Ketchup is too spicy".

 

[Fallen Angel]

I should never have worn my Orange Lantern hoodie around this place, that's just asking for trouble.

For shame Pinky. You said you'd only wear that for me.

 

[Pink Ranger]

For shame Pinky. You said you'd only wear that for me.

We've been living this lie long enough. Your opinion on shoestring fries was the straw that broke the camel's back.

 

[terry78]

Was that a sex pun?

 

[Immortalfire]

There are no bad fries. Ever.


Tater tots are not fries.

 

[Guts]

 

[TheDreamMaster]

Fun fact:if you do Chik-Fil-A catering they give you waffle potato chips. Have you ever had their waffle fries not fresh? They are absolutely horrible.

Extra fun fact: They are pretty bad 20 minutes after getting them. The moment the heat is gone, they take a lot of Chik-Fil-A sauce to make them pleasant.

 

[Black Narcissus]

I love crinkle fries from my own frying pan. Places like Burger King manage to **** them up and make them bland. Then again, it's Burger King.

**** potato wedges.
**** shoestring fries.
Steak fries get a thumbs up.
**** seasoned fries, no matter the shape.
**** waffle fries.
**** curly fries.

Y'all in America rarely get to experience ACTUAL fries. Come to Belgium or the Netherlands and thank me later.

You bastahs pour mayonnaise on them tho! I cant deal with that.

 

[tzarinna]

Not a fan of the waffle fry, I shouldn't have to open my mouth wide to get the desired quantity.

 

[Urich Leeds]

You bastahs pour mayonnaise on them tho! I cant deal with that.

This. Mayo on fries is an absolute abomination.

 

[KillerMcQueen]

This. Mayo on fries is an absolute abomination.

Mayo in general is pure evil, cannot stand the stuff.

 

[Sawyer]

Mayo in general is pure evil, cannot stand the stuff.

 

[Greens]

You bastahs pour mayonnaise on them tho! I cant deal with that.

I'm one of the rare ones who can't stand mayo on fries, or mayo in general.

 

[KillerMcQueen]

 

[Marvolo]

I love crinkle fries from my own frying pan. Places like Burger King manage to **** them up and make them bland. Then again, it's Burger King.

**** potato wedges.
**** shoestring fries.
Steak fries get a thumbs up.
**** seasoned fries, no matter the shape.
**** waffle fries.
**** curly fries.

Y'all in America rarely get to experience ACTUAL fries. Come to Belgium or the Netherlands and thank me later.

I can get those type of fries at a lot of places in America. Cafe's, bars, schools, sports arenas, and diners serve those types of fries.

Do you only eat plain potato chips too? I only ask because of your hatred for seasoned fries.

Oh and steak fries are awful.

 

[Greens]

I can get those type of fries at a lot of places in America. Cafe's, bars, schools, sports arenas, and diners serve those types of fries.

Wrong. I highly, highly, doubt sports arenas in America slice the potato in front of your eyes and produce high quality fries like this. These fries are a tourist attraction. We have dedicated fry places that deal with lines and lines of tourists wanting to taste our fries. I've been to American sports arenas and they served me ****.

Do you only eat plain potato chips too? I only ask because of your hatred for seasoned fries.

No, my taste is varied when it comes to potato chips. I just don't like seasoned fries.

 

[Reek]

tater tots aren't even fries... you may as well throw in hashbrowns if that's the case.

I'm going to have to go with potato wedges because they suck.

Best fries... Chick fil a waffle fries/Arbys Curly/McDonalds.

its a difficult choice.

 

[Reek]

Not a fan of the waffle fry, I shouldn't have to open my mouth wide to get the desired quantity.

then fold it in half like a real American.

 

[Greens]

If you are able to fold a fry in half without it breaking, it's a ****** fry.

 

[Reek]

Chickfila says hello then.

 

[Greens]

And I say bye.

 

[Reek]

a lot of them break. but a lot of them dont...

stop pretending to be a fry critic... you like mcnuggets.

 

[Greens]

A man with a tired argument!

 

[ban768]

Best fry is curly or waffle.

This is correct.