Would you like a monkey?

[Lunar_Wolf]

I want a monkey.t:

Would you like a monkey?
I want one of those monkeys that do everything for you!!!

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

i want a bear

 

[Lord Valumart]

everyone wants a monkey!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

i want a bear

What about a bear and a monkey?

 

[Spider-Bite]

A big part of me wants a chimp, but a big part of me doesn't, just because they are so strong and aggressive. They are a lot of work. And because of their intelligence it's like having a permanent young kid in the house.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

What about a bear and a monkey?

throw in a beaver and we have a deal

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

A big part of me wants a chimp, but a big part of me doesn't, just because they are so strong and aggressive. They are a lot of work. And because of their intelligence it's like having a permanent young kid in the house.

It's like having a hairy strong kid, who can overpower you and take over.

throw in a beaver and we have a deal

You can have anything you want.t:

 

[blake]

Who wouldn't like a monkey?

 

[Spider-Bite]

It's like having a hairy strong kid, who can overpower you and take over.



You can have anything you want.t:

My best friend's dad, was friends with a guy who owned a chimp. Apparently the chimp thinks it's really funny to reach in his diaper, throw a handful of poop at you, and then laugh at you.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

My best friend's dad, was friends with a guy who owned a chimp. Apparently the chimp thinks it's really funny to reach in his diaper, throw a handful of poop at you, and then laugh at you.

Hahahah, I would love to throw poop back at itt:

 

[mrsparkle]

 

[squeekness]

I am guessing a monkey would poop all over the place and get into everything. No thanks...

 

[chamber-music]

I have wanted chimp for the longest time, there awesome. If not a chimp that orangutan that punches people on command like the one from that the Clint Eastwood movie or that talking gorilla from that movie Congo.

Basically I want a monkey that does stuff so you can say to your friends "Hey Look What My Monkey Can Do!"

 

[TNC9852002]

Monkeys are like the hardest animals to train and have as pets, even the helper ones..

-TNC

 

[unstoppable]

I want a talkin' gorilla

 

[SuperMonkey]

you didnt get the press release? i am one

 

[Ice-man]

I want a monkey.t:

Would you like a monkey?
I want one of those monkeys that do everything for you!!!

i want a capouchin monkey or a chimp

 

[Fledermaus]

I want a Bathroom monkey.

 

[AhabTheArab]

one word - outbreak

and maybe another - rage virus

so no.

 

[chamber-music]

one word - outbreak

and maybe another - rage virus

so no.

Monkey spreading diseases was a vicious rumour spread by the liberal media who as we all know are anti-monkey


P.S (I'm Joking) t:

 

[black_dust]

Speaking of apes and stuff wtf! randomest advert ever!!!!

 

[chamber-music]

Speaking of apes and stuff wtf! randomest advert ever!!!!

I saw that advert the other day its awesome. Surprisingly the gorilla is more entertaining that Phil Collins too.

 

[Fledermaus]

That is pretty f#cking random. It doesn't even make sense with the product. But that is hilarious.

 

[black_dust]

I saw that advert the other day its awesome. Surprisingly the gorilla is more entertaining that Phil Collins too.

Indeed

But hey least you remeber the gorilla even if you cant really remeber what it was for by the end of it!

 

[Lord Valumart]

I saw that advert the other day its awesome. Surprisingly the gorilla is more entertaining that Phil Collins too.

why is that surprising