Would you support Evan Bayh for President in 2008?

[Mee]

No because the spelling of his last name perturbs me.

I read it as byah, so I thought Evan Byah was like a pet name for Howard Dean.

 

[TEDDY]

He's not a U.S. citizen. Even if George Dubya does abolish the Constitution, no one foreign who's not an action movie star is going to win.

But since we're throwing out nominations all will-nilly.

Schwarzeneger for PREZ! (We'll have Jet Li as v.p.)