Wrestling

[The FallenAngel]

The Bravo channel called. They want their gay back... The meth is cooked and sold by Jake Roberts...... Ok I thuroughly appologise for that last comment. It was unappropriate.

Bwahaha.

 

[Eric Draven]

You know, I actually want to get this book now just to see what it's like.

Of course, I could never watch WWE again because everytime I see one of the wrestlers in the book, I'll probably laugh so hard thinking about them trying to bust up a meth ring, but meh

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I might buy it for the kitsch value...but I'd be way too embarassed to actually purchase it in stores, where people would be around.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Like wondering if Kane uses his fire powers to destory his enemies?! Or if Undertaker uses his lightning powers to blow up the labs?!

 

[Eric Draven]

I might buy it for the kitsch value...but I'd be way too embarassed to actually purchase it in stores, where people would be around.

That's the beauty of online stores. I buy all my embarrassing **** there

 

[The Ghoul]

Everytime someone doesn't get airtime, Vince can say they're in Falusia.

 

[Eric Draven]

Like wondering if Kane uses his fire powers to destory his enemies?! Or if Undertaker uses his lightning powers to blow up the labs?!

Nah, Undertaker just possesses the people and drives them insane

And he dies every second page and comes back to life every third page

 

[Sarge 2.0]

This could turn out just like the comic book that Warrior "wrote"* in the nineties. Oh man, now I actually want to see how this pans out.


*I use this word loosely as it pertains to Warrior and his "stories". I also use the word "stories" very loosely.

 

[The FallenAngel]

Now I'm really going to buy these novels. They sound bad ass.

 

[Eric Draven]

This could turn out just like the comic book that Warrior "wrote"* in the nineties. Oh man, now I actually want to see how this pans out.


*I use this word loosely as it pertains to Warrior and his "stories". I also use the word "stories" very loosely.

But unlike the Warrior's comic, I don't think WWE is taking it that seriously

I mean Warrior probably thought the events in his comic actually took place

 

[Sarge 2.0]

But unlike the Warrior's comic, I don't think WWE is taking it that seriously

I mean Warrior probably thought the events in his comic actually took place

Hahaha, so true.

 

[The Ghoul]

This could turn out just like the comic book that Warrior "wrote"* in the nineties. Oh man, now I actually want to see how this pans out.


*I use this word loosely as it pertains to Warrior and his "stories". I also use the word "stories" very loosely.

Now I know the Warrior comics were 6 degrees of ****ty, but how are the Mankind & Taker comics?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I dunno, they always looked so badass, but I never got around to searching for them. I think Mankind was only a one shot tie in to the Taker comic though.

 

[Eric Draven]

Oh god, I just looked up the Undertaker comics:

Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 6
Publisher Chaos
Price(NM) $3.00
Price(VF) $2.50
Comment by Beau Smith & Manny Clark; colored by Jason Jensen The Principals: The Undertaker, Kane, The Embalmer, Mankind, Paul Bearer and enough Dark Souls to fill three wrestling arenas! The Reason: complete domination of everything unholy. Except for Mankind ‹ he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time! We won't lie to you ‹ this issue is a wall-to-wall, jaw-jarring, snot-slapping, bone-breaking venture into violence! All parties go head-to-head and fist-to-fist in this gore-fest in the graveyard! It's a party you're not gonna want to miss, especially when you see the rest of the guest-list! Rest... In... Peace! REGULAR COVER‹FC (#WU060)$2.95 PHOTO COVER‹FC (#WU06P)$2.95"




Now those novels don't seem as bad

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Y'know what's sad?

I'm such a huge Taker mark, I would still buy that.

 

[Eric Draven]

Here's some more of the Undertaker comic:

Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 10
Publisher Chaos
Comment by Beau Smith and Manny Clark After a long hard battle with The Embalmer it looks like The Undertaker will be rid of the Druid of Damnation....but.....a major price will be paid by all parties involved. A new barbed wire laden journey begins for The Undertaker and those around him! Will anyone survive? Illustrated by Manny Clark. Colored by Jason Jensen."


Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 8
Publisher Chaos
Price(NM) $3.00
Comment by Beau Smith & Manny Clark; Colored by Jason Jensen. The Undertaker and his new ally Paul Bearer must play the part of heroes to save planet earth from the destructive path of Soulvex, the black arts behemoth under the control of The Embalmer. While this battle rages, The Embalmer has captured Kane¹s sister Jezebelle and plans to enslave her as his bride so he can control Kane in his battle against the Undertaker! Who will be the best man? Available in two cover editions: art or photo variant."



Notice the name of Kane's sister

And a no-prize to anyone who can guess who the Embalmer was supposed to be

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Here's some more of the Undertaker comic:

Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 10
Publisher Chaos
Comment by Beau Smith and Manny Clark After a long hard battle with The Embalmer it looks like The Undertaker will be rid of the Druid of Damnation....but.....a major price will be paid by all parties involved. A new barbed wire laden journey begins for The Undertaker and those around him! Will anyone survive? Illustrated by Manny Clark. Colored by Jason Jensen."


Title Undertaker (1999 Art Cover) 8
Publisher Chaos
Price(NM) $3.00
Comment by Beau Smith & Manny Clark; Colored by Jason Jensen. The Undertaker and his new ally Paul Bearer must play the part of heroes to save planet earth from the destructive path of Soulvex, the black arts behemoth under the control of The Embalmer. While this battle rages, The Embalmer has captured Kane¹s sister Jezebelle and plans to enslave her as his bride so he can control Kane in his battle against the Undertaker! Who will be the best man? Available in two cover editions: art or photo variant."



Notice the name of Kane's sister

And a no-prize to anyone who can guess who the Embalmer was supposed to be

Paul's character has more **** turns than an interstate cloverleaf.

 

[Eric Draven]

Just like in the WWE world

Hey, I remember this comic as well!

Title Nash (1999) 1A
Publisher Image
Price(NM) $3.00
Price(VF) $2.50
Comment Art cover. This is the art cover (the was also a photo cover, see #1B) An Image Comic (S) Kevin Nash & Marat Mychaels (P) Marat Mychaels (I) Jaime Mendoza (C) Mark Nicholas Kevin Nash, one of the true superstars from professional wrestling, bursts onto the comic book publishing scene with his debut book, NASH. In the year 2023, there is no money, no middle-class, no justice, and no hope. Food is the only commodity in a world divided into two social classes: the affluent elite, who live in the domed cities; and the tattered poor, who inherit the unwanted wastelands. In the middle of the injustice steps a massive man intent on giving the establishment an ass whooping and the poor a piece of the pie. The legend of Nash spreads hope outside the domes and fear into the heart of Cyruss Storm. Storm, the self-proclaimed leader of the World Food Distribution Corp., a.k.a. the WFDC, controls the world's food supply and thereby controls the world. Nash, the only man with the balls to stand up to Cyruss and the WFDC, has his own ideas of social change and a new world order. An exhilarating, action-packed, balls-to-the-wall thrillride full of plot twists, betrayals, big guns, and lots of scintillating babes. Co-written by Kevin Nash, himself, with artwork by Marat Mychaels. Stunningly colored by Mark Nicholas. Don't miss out on the book of the summer of 1999. Note : This issue ships with a special photo variant cover in a 50/50 ratio. FC, 32pg"

 

[Sarge 2.0]

That...that doesn't even look like him.

 

[Eric Draven]

That seems to happen in comics a lot. I mean does this look like Sable?

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Sweet Jesus.

I don't think I can take much more of this.

 

[Eric Draven]

Fine, let's close this on the most disturbing image ever:

 

[The Ghoul]

Ok Taker's doesn't actually sound THAT bad, but I can't imagine anyone thinking Nash was a good idea. Go back to having non speking roles in comiic book movies & efemminate roles in Sandler flicks.

 

[Eric Draven]

So in conclusion, I guess we can say that the WWE has always done stuff like this

 

[The FallenAngel]

Fine, let's close this on the most disturbing image ever:

Oh God...