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INT. - WATCHTOWER - NOON
An apprehensive Barry is struck by the Amazonian princess in her gallant visage as he tries to strike up the conversation. He walks up to her to speak...
Barry startled by this outburst tries to think of something to say.
With that remark Barry quickly dashes away back to a waiting Hal with a cheeky grin further down.
An apprehensive Barry is struck by the Amazonian princess in her gallant visage as he tries to strike up the conversation. He walks up to her to speak...
BARRY
So... Diana, right?
DIANA
Yes.
BARRY
You're an Amazon?
DIANA
Yes, my people have lived on Earth in secret for several centuries―
BARRY
―I thought you guys were... Um, Unitarian...
DIANA
How so?
BARRY
Ya know... in body shape...
DIANA
(angrily)
Oh you mean the cruel torture when Ares and Herakles enslaved my ancestors and as punishment severed one of their breasts for anyone who did not enjoy being under their thumb?!
So... Diana, right?
DIANA
Yes.
BARRY
You're an Amazon?
DIANA
Yes, my people have lived on Earth in secret for several centuries―
BARRY
―I thought you guys were... Um, Unitarian...
DIANA
How so?
BARRY
Ya know... in body shape...
DIANA
(angrily)
Oh you mean the cruel torture when Ares and Herakles enslaved my ancestors and as punishment severed one of their breasts for anyone who did not enjoy being under their thumb?!
Barry startled by this outburst tries to think of something to say.
BARRY
(sheepishly)
Uh, yes... Sorry for bothering you... I think you're gorgeous!
(sheepishly)
Uh, yes... Sorry for bothering you... I think you're gorgeous!
With that remark Barry quickly dashes away back to a waiting Hal with a cheeky grin further down.
HAL
Smooooth...
BARRY
(flustered)
Shut up.
Smooooth...
BARRY
(flustered)
Shut up.
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