masteryoda
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masteryoda said:Back in high school I was in a play called Boys Next Door. It was mainly an all boys play where most of us played ******ed people. Anyway, this was in my last year of high school and most of the cast where in their last year also so we all knew each other really well. Except for one kid who was in his first year. This kid was super annoying, to give you an idea of how annoying he is his name was Carlo Di Carlo. No word of a ****ing lie, I could have hated him just based on that but there were so many other better reasons. Anyway, my buddies and I came up with an idea to make him think we were all gay. There was about five or six of us that decided to do this. We put up posters of half naked dudes in the dressing room and everytime he'd come around we'd start talking about which guys in school we thought we cute. I remember him telling a couple of girls that everytime he entered a room people were talking about dudes and it was freaking him out. The best moment though was when I saw that he was about to come into the dressing room so I closed the door and got my buddy Ray to get on his knees and pretend to start to go down on me. Ray was on his knees for about five minutes waiting for him and as soon we heard the door knob turn he started to act like he was unzipping my fly. When Carlo came in I motioned to Ray to get up and stop and poor little Carlo just backed out the door slowly. It was the funiest expression I've ever seen in my life. At the wrap party we brought him up in front of everyone and Ray and I started off by saying how glad we were that young, firm Carlo (We were both stroking his back and hair while saying this) had joined us in this play. After watching his squirm for a few minutes we finaly fessed up and told him none of us were gay. It was like he **** a brick and asked us all if we were serious. It was a classic moment in the life of Yoda. Of course it turns out a couple guys int he play were actually gay and I think they were relieved they didn't have to pretend to be straight during the play.![]()
That could possibly be the greatest practicle joke I've ever pulled. The only other joke that comes clost is the time we defaced the Eatons mall. I'll try and tell that one next week.![]()
masteryoda said:A few punks peed on the War Memorial on Canada Day. That's where the grave for Canada's Unknown Soldier is.
I was once able to pee inside a mailbox but these guys have out done me.![]()
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Butt rape?War Lord said:I was hoping for military justice on this one.
No, not executing them.
CantThinkOfAName said:Butt rape?![]()
I knew it the moments the Conservatives came into power that theyd legalize rapeThemanofbat said:It's not against the law to do that here in Canada.![]()
Stupid Americans...![]()
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