Yo Momma: The Mother's Day Thread

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Meh, someone had to make it.

1. Describe your mom in five words or less.
2. What was the best advice your mom has given you?
3. What was the worst advice your mom has given you?
4. Do you think Mother’s Day is just another way to milk money from you? Be honest.

1. Level Nth Ninja-Mother.

2/3. “What are you saying? Answer me when I’m talking to you!…Don’t talk back to me!”

4. Someone once told me that mothers choose to have children and thus they don’t deserve a special day for taking care of a responsibility.
 
1. Loving, happy, normal, bad cook.
2. Do what makes you happy.
3. If you really love her, move in with her.
4. Of course not. I think that it's very important to let your parents know how grateful you are for everything they did for you growing up.
 
1. Loving, happy, normal, bad cook.

Mm, that's interesting. I can honestly say I haven't heard anyone describe their mother's cooking skills as anything other than "the best".
 
It will be Mother's Day in about one hour (in the U.S. anyway).
 
From my signature, one can tell that this Mother's day for me is...lonely.

1. Best Friend since forever, more like a sister
2. It's easier to take care of others when your taking care of yourself
3. Mum: Underwire bras aren't the best thing for you.
Me: But Muuum, I'm a 44 D. They're heavy and my shoulders hurt.
Mum: You'll live.
4. No, it never was. I enjoyed each and every one. Making Mum laugh and smile was the best part of my day. I'm going to miss it more than anything on earth.
 
Do Americans have mothers day on a different day to UK or something?
 

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