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[The Hero]

If I ever did an cartoon series done in an anime style about Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Grant Morrison getting stuck in the DCU after running into a dimension hopping John Constantine, that would so be the theme song.

I'm pretty sure that cartoon would end all war.

Now I have the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything AND that Lazytown song stuck inmy my head. Damn you,internets!

 

[The Question]

I'm pretty sure that cartoon would end all war.

I'd call the series "A Case of Virtigo." And wether it was a cartoon or a comic, the best moment would be at the end of one installment, Alan Moore gets a GL power ring. The last thing we see is "Next time: We're ****ed."

 

[bored]

These are great, goaste.cx is full of hilarity.

Somebody's trying to pull a fast one on us, aren't they?

 

[yenaled]

I am?

Awesome.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Yeah, those are pretty funny. t:

 

[bored]

I am?

Awesome.

I see. This link is no longer disgusting. Well, that's for the best, then.

 

[The Hero]

Kramer,no!!!

 

[yenaled]

I see. This link is no longer disgusting. Well, that's for the best, then.

You are thinking of Goatse.cx Which actually got taken down by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, and now it is mirrored at If you know you're not supposed to link to it, why did you? idiot - E

I linked to Goaste.cx.

It's all very subtle.

 

[The Hero]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Now that she is here time goes by so fast. I do not have any DESIRE at all for a real women now. Ginger fulfills all of my disires and dreams.We are perfect for each other. She does not Drink, Smoke, or do drugs. She can not get pregnant{ I never wanted to have children}. She will NEVER steal from me or lie to me. I AM TOTALLY HAPPY WITH HER!

That's quite possibly the single saddest statement I've ever heard.

 

[The Question]

It really is.



Now, an interesting phenomina I've discovered. I've been staring at this movie poster:

While listening to this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pKujuTgtL0

All afternoon. I can't help it. It's oddy hypnotic. I need to stop now.

 

[The Hero]

It really is.

It get's even worse:

Question 1: Do you still date real women?
Answer: No, I am still happy with Ginger and Kelly. Dating HUMAN females is a waste of time and
Money in my opinion.

Question 4: Where do you hide them when your friends come over?
Answer: Another good question. I do not have any friends. Well, HUMAN friends anyway.

Comment 4: You need to take a bath and get a haircut!
Reply: Actually I take a shower everyday. After I get home from work or the store the first thing I do is take a shower to wash off the stench of Humanity.

He even has a Yahoo group dedicated to himself,where he says he's studying witchcraft.

What's weird is,as indescribably creepy as this guy is,I really feel sorry for him. He must of had a really ****ty life to want to abandon the real world and only interact with plastic sex dolls. (that's a sentence I never thought I'd type)

 

[The Hero]

Now, an interesting phenomina I've discovered. I've been staring at this movie poster:

While listening to this song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9pKujuTgtL0

All afternoon. I can't help it. It's oddy hypnotic. I need to stop now.

Holy crap,they do go together. It's....haunting.

And might I say, I don't think I've ever understood a poster less. There's a bubble with two people and a tree in it, floating through space, and it all has something to do with immortality.

 

[The Question]

Holy crap,they do go together. It's....haunting.

I know. It's kind of creeping me out.

And might I say, I don't think I've ever understood a poster less. There's a bubble with two people and a tree in it, floating through space, and it all has something to do with immortality.

From what I've gathered from the internets, the tree is the tree of life from the Bible, which makes whoever eats of it's fruit immune to death. At first I thought that the tree existed outside of time and space in that bubble, but I found that, in the film, the tree is somewhow connected to the Nebula the bubble is floating in front of. The movie takes place in three time periods, the 1500s, the 200s, and the 2600s, and in the 2600s, something is making the tree rot out from the inside, and Hugh Jackman's character is trying to save it (and himself, as he is connected to the tree on a spiritual level) by bathing it in the radiation of the Nebula.

Funny thing is, this whole film was origionally a Virtigo comic, as the director never thought the movie would get made, so he gave the script to an artist and basically said "Go nuts." So, it does kind of belong here.

 

[The Hero]

I know. It's kind of creeping me out.



From what I've gathered from the internets, the tree is the tree of life from the Bible, which makes whoever eats of it's fruit immune to death. At first I thought that the tree existed outside of time and space in that bubble, but I found that, in the film, the tree is somewhow connected to the Nebula the bubble is floating in front of. The movie takes place in three time periods, the 1500s, the 200s, and the 2600s, and in the 2600s, something is making the tree rot out from the inside, and Hugh Jackman's character is trying to save it (and himself, as he is connected to the tree on a spiritual level) by bathing it in the radiation of the Nebula.

Funny thing is, this whole film was origionally a Virtigo comic, as the director never thought the movie would get made, so he gave the script to an artist and basically said "Go nuts." So, it does kind of belong here.

Wow.Did it ever get published?

 

[The Question]

Wow.Did it ever get published?

Yup. Came out two years ago:

 

[The Hero]

Any good?

 

[Flexo]

Now, an interesting phenomina I've discovered. I've been staring at this movie poster:All afternoon. I can't help it. It's oddy hypnotic. I need to stop now.

Same thing happened to me, only it was the trailer and a Radiohead song.

 

[The Question]

Any good?

Never read it. Sounds good. I'll probably see the film when it comes out. Looks really good. Heres what I can tell of it:


Hugh Jackman's character, Tomas, was a Spanish Conquistadore on a quest for the fountain of youth in South America. However, he ended up finding something even better: The tree of life from the Bible. The story then cuts to the 2000s, where Tomas is now Dr. Thomas Creo, a neuro surgion and biologist desperately searching for a cure for cancer, as his wife, Issabella (Rachel Wiesz) is dying of a brain tumor. The story then cuts to the 2600s, where Tomas, now simply Tom, is traversing through space as an astronaut/explorer.

Same thing happened to me, only it was the trailer and a Radiohead song.

This movie is just really wierding me out, and I haven't even seen it yet. Also, it looks really good, but I'm worried that it looks so good that it will probably dissapoint me when I see it.

 

[The Hero]

Sounds like it might be worth checking out. Isn't it directed by the same guy who did Requiem For A Dream?

 

[The Question]

Sounds like it might be worth checking out. Isn't it directed by the same guy who did Requiem For A Dream?

Yup. He wrote the comic too.

 

[Flexo]

This movie is just really wierding me out, and I haven't even seen it yet. Also, it looks really good, but I'm worried that it looks so good that it will probably dissapoint me when I see it.

Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean.

 

[The Hero]

Am I being paradoid, or is there some kind of subtext here? I don't know if it's Doc Ock and Black Cat, or the creepy guy with sunglasses who has his hand down his pants, but something's just not right...

 

[The Question]

Oddly enough, I know exactly what you mean.

Same thing happened when I saw Batman Begins. I loved the movie, but after all the hype, somehow I felt like I was expecting something more the first time I saw it. I was like "This is cool, and all, but it isn't as cool as I expected." Course, I was expecting Jesus coming down from the clouds, being followed by a host of dead rockers, picking up a guitar, and jamming to usher in a new era of peace and prosperity cool, but you get the idea.

 

[The Hero]

Same thing happened when I saw Batman Begins. I loved the movie, but after all the hype, somehow I felt like I was expecting something more the first time I saw it. I was like "This is cool, and all, but it isn't as cool as I expected." Course, I was expecting Jesus coming down from the clouds, being followed by a host of dead rockers, picking up a guitar, and jamming to usher in a new era of peace and prosperity cool, but you get the idea.

That's why I'm glad I didn't have an internet connection during the months surrounding the release: No spoilers, no "OMG tis r0xx0rs and/or suxx0rs" reviews, no hype other than "Wow,that trailer was great.I hope this is as good a I hope".When I finally saw it,it kicked the ass of my face.

Though I admit,every time I go to the theaters I'm disappointed by the severe lack of Jesus Rock.

 

[The Question]

That's why I'm glad I didn't have an internet connection during the months surrounding the release: No spoilers, no "OMG tis r0xx0rs and/or suxx0rs" reviews, no hype other than "Wow,that trailer was great.I hope this is as good a I hope".When I finally saw it,it kicked the ass of my face.

Lucky bastard.

Though I admit,every time I go to the theaters,I'm disappointed by the severe lack of Jesus Rock.

My idea for a Jesus movie ends with him rocking out to the Beatles.