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[bored]

Suddenly, it all makes sense.

 

[Twin2]

Batman great detective, not so great wingman.

 

[The Question]

No words can describe such beauty.

 

[Elijya]

Batman's true origin

 

[The Hero]

I would buy The Adventures of Pipe-Smoking Negro in an instant.

 

[Elijya]

Warren Ellis posted this today. Seems to be the next revolution in the Zombie genre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX4t8XYJgS0

He also posted this the other day:

It's Independence Day, yes, when we here in Great Britain celebrate our Great Project -- creating an entire country for comedy purposes in the guise of ceding America its independence. Thank you for giving us literally hundreds of years of laughter.

I'm sorry? You doubt me?

That's right, sit the **** back down. Cheers.

Count yourself lucky your women are attractive to us.




(Every single year I do something like this, and every single year I get masses of hate mail. Which is in itself funny as all hell.)

posted shortly afterwards:

The responses: Pretty tame, so far: http://www.myspace.com/seezye gave me a piece of his mind. This is the bit he managed to almost spell correctly:

"Isn't this your childish way of receiving attention? Enough with the questions. Through working at Marvel, You've willfully gotten on your knees and given America ******io. I'm Sure that's how Joe Quesada gave you you job in the first place."

 

[nite-owl]

Christopher Walken reads three little pigs.

 

[The Hero]

 

[Elijya]

what's that from?

 

[Elijya]

A remix from Sinestro Corps (awesome book if you didn't read it. But don't worry, this doesn't spoil anything, it's just really big)
http://www.4thletter.net/ruined/scan21-22.jpg

 

[The Hero]

what's that from?

An unpublished Batman back-up story. Basically, some villain traps him in a virtual reality where he has no idea that he's still in-costume.

 

[ampersand]

An unpublished Batman back-up story. Basically, some villain traps him in a virtual reality where he has no idea that he's still in-costume.

Who is the artist? I love it.

 

[The Hero]

Jeff Parker

 

[The Hero]

 

[nite-owl]

Drugs are a hell of a lot stronger in Japan.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke9ziSrWr4A&mode=user&search=

 

[The Hero]

At long last...

The return...

Of....

DR. TRAN!!!

 

[The Hero]

You're welcome.

 

[bored]

At long last...

The return...

Of....

DR. TRAN!!!

"The orphans are feasting on the insides!"

 

[The Hero]

 

[The Hero]

Greatest. Fetish. Ever.

But don't just take my word for it, listen to this satisfied customer:

I ****ING CAME OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddddd

 

[nite-owl]

 

[Zev]

Greatest. Fetish. Ever.

But don't just take my word for it, listen to this satisfied customer:

That's nothing. Tied-up superheroines make that look as normal as MILF hunting.

***** stole my heart.

 

[The Hero]

Awwwwwwwww.


I shop at Amazon.com, and sometimes whenever I buy a book, they'll send me an e-mail recommending a book from a similar author.

Today I got this:

Yep, nothing says wide-area network configurations quite like Frank Miller.

 

[The Hero]

Greatest Special Feature Ever

Go Team Venture!

 

[C.F. Kane]

That's nothing. Tied-up superheroines make that look as normal as MILF hunting.

***** stole my heart.

I was reading the comments. Are we now defining "emo" as "anything with more emotional depth than The Dukes of Hazzard"?