you bastards are not allowed to fantasize about Jade anymore.

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Ubisoft threatens to sue comedy forum over Jade Raymond, Assassin's Creed

Ubisoft's legal counsel has sent a cease-and-descist letter to the webmaster of via email and express mail. Here is an abstract:

"Ubisoft has recently learned that the extremely offensive pornographic image (the “Image”) accessible at [] is being used on your website located at [and/or]"

"...the Image’s blatant, vile, and unauthorized misappropriation of Ms. Raymond’s name and likeness, and your conduct in using the Image on your Site, have caused immeasurable harm to Ms. Raymond’s reputation and career, and constitute an egregious infringement of Ms. Raymond’s personal rights and privacy rights..."

"Ubisoft hereby demands that you immediately: (1) permanently remove the Image from your Site, databases and servers and prevent any further uploading or display thereof; (2) permanently cease and desist all unauthorized use and hosting of images using the ASSASSIN’S CREED mark and Ms. Raymond’s name and/or likeness; (3) provide us with the name and contact information of the person who originally created and/or posted the Image; and (4) complete, execute, and return to me the enclosed Declaration by November 16, 2007 to confirm that you are complying with Ubisoft’s demand."

Ubisoft have prepared a declaration for the webmaster of to sign. The full cease-and-desist letter and attached declaration are available at the source.

Pwnt. That's what you get for visually expressing your deep fantasies.
I want to see this picture

For research

Lol. Well as long as they dont sue me for the image thats in my head, then i think ill be ok, i think. is lame as all hell anyway, so i hope they burn.
I found both images. The comic is funny, and the manip is.....:heart:__:heart:
I just saw the comic, gotta chuckle :D...gotta find that pic

BTW- I read that this might be the reply back to Ubisoft -

Somethingawful reply
From: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka ([email protected])
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:06 PM
To: 'Anderson, David'
Subject: RE: NOTICE: Infringement of ASSASSIN'S CREED Mark and Jade Raymond's Personal, Privacy, and Publicity Rights

Please let it be known that hereforth I have read the express mail and email sent thereforth by Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP, and furthermore a declaration shall be expressed on the part of Internet User Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka that thatforth herethrough I have conducted rigorous tests implemented through a vigorous barrage of legal studies, and furthermore hitherthrough these rigorous tests have therefore proven Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP shall be recognized as a man of the *** persuasion.

Pursuant to the United Dairy Council

Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka
On page 3 of the thread linked to in the article, a poster on their forum had links for it.

But this was the funniest post I read in that thread
Google the name of said-victim followed by "comic" and on the first link (goes to destructoid) click "cached" and BAM you will see that it totally isn't said-victim because said-victim's hair is not that color, her breasts are certainly not that large, and said-victim probably doesn't suck cock that well.
So does this mean that fairly attractive chicks won't develop games anymore? :csad:
Fan boys are sad. I can see lusting after a celeb and making pornographic fakes of them but a game developer? Sad, sad, sad.
Work like this is protected by the First Amendment. Jerry Falwell tried to fight a drawing of him having sex with his mother, but it was protected.

If this goes to court, Ubisoft is losing.

Precedent FTW!!!
You can fight this, Blas, by buying something white and explosive tomorrow.
:dry: I'm serious:dry: ....she just doesn't do it for me.:csad: :oldrazz:

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