The Dark Knight You know what BB2 needs? Ron Perlman.

[Flexo]

This thread needs closing pronto. MODS, look alive.

Jeez, you can't even bother to think about an issue, can you?

"Hey, what about Ron Perlman for"

"Shut up! Shut up! MODS! MOOOOOODS!"

 

[IKnowSomeJudo]

Sieg Heil!

 

[Flexo]

You're honestly saying that you would hate it if Ron Perlman got any role in a Batman movie?

 

[IKnowSomeJudo]

No, I'm honestly a Nazi.

 

[Flexo]

No, I'm honestly a Nazi.

That does make more sense.

 

[Flexo]

 

[Super_Ludacris]

WTF and LOL@ this thread

 

[The Hero]

The filming starts early next year.....and still no Perlman.

 

[Batman]

I forgot the brilliance that was this thread.

I shall never make that mistake again.

 

[Flexo]

The filming starts early next year.....and still no Perlman.

Don't lose hope!

Make petitions! Angry letters! Stalk Nolan! Black mail!

I forgot the brilliance that was this thread.

I shall never make that mistake again.

Indeed. We must keep it alive until BB2 premiers.

Then remake it for BB3.

 

[Nepenthes]

Awesome thread

For those who havn't seen it.....

My favourite movie ever is Quest for Fire. It's Ron Pearlmans first film, about three cavemen who travel to find a source of flame to keep their tribe alive. The entire movie is spoken in grunts and body laguage but the plot and the characters are crystal clear. They meet cannibals and advanced civilisations, run from sabretooths and have fights and orgies. The most powerfully human tale I've ever seen and it's also very funny. No shiit you need to order this now you won't regret it. Too bad you can't find it in many shops you have to go online.

 

[Katsuro]

Ron Perlman has already played Batman, in Justice League: Heroes. He does a damn good job too.

 

[Dr. Fate]

I wasn't aware Perlman was Batman's voice in that game.

You can't go wrong with Ron Perlman.

 

[Ronny Shade]

What's that perlman movie where he goes to that island full of killer baboons? I've been trying to figure that out.

 

[Batman]

That's not a movie.

That's damned a documentary.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Ron Perlman was born of an unholy union between the virgin Mary and a killer Baboon

 

[Dope Nose]

Ron Perlman has already played Batman, in Justice League: Heroes. He does a damn good job too.

anyone have any audio clips?

 

[The Hero]

Ron Perlman was born of an unholy union between the virgin Mary and a killer Baboon

.....who was in turn born of a mother baboon and a bare-chested,cigar-chewing Teddy Roosevelt. That mother****er would hump anything.

 

[Flexo]

Fun fact; not only did he quest for fire, Ron Perlman invented it.

And now he'll use it to burn you if you don't make a Ron Perlman as DKR Batman manip.

:heart:

 

[cryptic name]

ron perlman would make a great killer croc or clayface. other than that, there's really no place for him in batman unless they guest star hellboy or a giant sewer dwelling, crime fighting kitty named vincent, which he would be perfect for.

 

[Flexo]

ron perlman would make a great killer croc or clayface. other than that, there's really no place for him in batman unless they guest star hellboy or a giant sewer dwelling, crime fighting kitty named vincent, which he would be perfect for.

That's crazy talk.

He can play thug, goon, lacky, hired-muscle, or the gruff but lovable cop with a heart of gold.

 

[SuperFerret]

Every movie needs Ron Perlman.

Jurassic Park needed Perlman.
Schindler's List needed Perlman.
Wild Wild West needed Perlman.
Gone with the Wind desperately needed Perlman.

 

[SuperFerret]

That's crazy talk.

He can play thug, goon, lacky, hired-muscle, or the gruff but lovable cop with a heart of gold.

Perlman for Harvey Bullock!

 

[Flexo]

Every movie needs Ron Perlman.

Jurassic Park needed Perlman.
Schindler's List needed Perlman.
Wild Wild West needed Perlman.
Gone with the Wind desperately needed Perlman.

All true.

Dinosaur hunter
Nazi smasher
Lead cowboy henchman
Saint Peter

 

[Flexo]

Perlman for Harvey Bullock!

I feel it, I feel it.